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Volcano Releases One Trillion Cow Farts Into Atmosphere
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| 5/14/08
| Red Square
Posted on 05/15/2008 8:01:10 AM PDT by laotzu
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To: wazoo1031
Feel free to right-click and save that smiley.
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posted on
05/15/2008 3:01:38 PM PDT
by
JustaDumbBlonde
("When the government fears the people there is liberty ... " Thomas Jefferson)
To: JustaDumbBlonde
To: wazoo1031
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posted on
05/15/2008 3:50:55 PM PDT
by
JustaDumbBlonde
("When the government fears the people there is liberty ... " Thomas Jefferson)
To: JustaDumbBlonde
To: wazoo1031; JustaDumbBlonde
Indeed..a keeper
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posted on
05/15/2008 4:06:50 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
To: ErnBatavia
It has YOU writen all over it!! Actually, with the sweet demure blushing it’s more like me...Tee Hee...Mah Lawd! Ah think I’m gittin’ da Vapors...swoon...
To: ErnBatavia; Allegra
This is descending into the gutter rapidly, Allegra do you want to add anything?!
To: wazoo1031; ErnBatavia; JustaDumbBlonde; TheMom; Eaker; humblegunner
Well, OK.
A couple of weeks ago, some of us FReepers were down in the Corpus Christi area for a memorial shoot and party to honor one of our dear departed.
Across from The Mom and Eaker's weekend place down there is a property that has some goats on it.
Well, we city slickers were over there messing with the goats (one of 'em was trying to make out with humblegunner), and this pretty white horse ambles up. The horse was very friendly and hung around briefly. All of a sudden, the horse ripped this HUGE fart and then galloped off.
....Maybe you had to be there.
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posted on
05/15/2008 7:16:31 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(TEHRAN DELENDA EST)
To: Allegra; wazoo1031; ErnBatavia; JustaDumbBlonde; Eaker; humblegunner
A HUGE and very LOUD fart. That poor horse was very embarrassed.
BTW - I hate that goat!!!
29
posted on
05/15/2008 7:28:56 PM PDT
by
TheMom
(My baby will graduate high school in May - send money for college!)
To: TheMom; wazoo1031; ErnBatavia; JustaDumbBlonde; Eaker; humblegunner
Hey, guess what, y'all? The Mom HATES that goat!
But that goat reeeeally likes humblegunner...
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posted on
05/15/2008 7:30:38 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(TEHRAN DELENDA EST)
To: Allegra; TheMom
....Maybe you had to be there.I was there and that is what happened.
I never saw a horse blush before!
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posted on
05/15/2008 7:50:09 PM PDT
by
Eaker
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to have TheMom kill everyone you meet.)
To: alloysteel
The whole “cow flatulence” thing is simply another attack on the lifestyle that we Americans enjoy, with our wealth, we can enjoy a nice steak every f’n day if we want.
The leftists hate that.
We should have to live in poverty and squalor that lesser societies live in, just to be fair.
32
posted on
05/15/2008 8:01:12 PM PDT
by
MrB
(You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
To: TheMom; Allegra; wazoo1031; ErnBatavia; Eaker; humblegunner
How can anyone hate goats? These are my babies, Annabelle and Buster. Tell ya what, though. Don't give them broccoli ... they got some from the garden and you couldn't stand to be around them for half a day. Whewwwwwww.
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posted on
05/15/2008 8:19:23 PM PDT
by
JustaDumbBlonde
("When the government fears the people there is liberty ... " Thomas Jefferson)
To: Sacajaweau; lormand
Should I write a book? What would be a good title? The two of you should get together and coauthor; "Broken Hearts and Breaking Farts."
Although I doubt it would become a popular "Coffee Table" book. Most people dislike farts on their Coffee Tables.
34
posted on
05/15/2008 8:25:56 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: JustaDumbBlonde; Allegra; wazoo1031; ErnBatavia; Eaker; humblegunner
I don’t hate goats . . . I hate “that damn goat”! He is evil and wants to hurt me.
Your babies are cute.
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posted on
05/15/2008 8:45:22 PM PDT
by
TheMom
(My baby will graduate high school in May - send money for college!)
To: JustaDumbBlonde
This is the reason I love FR... after a long day of traveling, a quick look..... and this.
I laughed so hard, cola came out of my nose!
Thanks!
To: SomeCallMeTim
I’m so glad you got a laugh ... and very sorry about the cola thing! Oops! ;-)
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posted on
05/15/2008 9:05:45 PM PDT
by
JustaDumbBlonde
("When the government fears the people there is liberty ... " Thomas Jefferson)
To: TheMom
"He is evil and wants to hurt me."Well, in that case I have 3 words: July. 4th. Barbeque.
38
posted on
05/15/2008 9:12:02 PM PDT
by
JustaDumbBlonde
("When the government fears the people there is liberty ... " Thomas Jefferson)
To: TheMom; JustaDumbBlonde
I don’t hate goats . . . I hate “that damn goat”! He is evil and wants to hurt me. There is definitely some bad mojo between The Mom and that particular goat. The very air was crackling with the tension. LOL
Annabelle and Buster are cute. I like to bleat at goats and have them bleat back at me.
39
posted on
05/15/2008 10:22:48 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(TEHRAN DELENDA EST)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; ...
Probably gonna milk this topic for all it’s worth.
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posted on
05/15/2008 10:45:40 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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