A couple of weeks ago, some of us FReepers were down in the Corpus Christi area for a memorial shoot and party to honor one of our dear departed.
Across from The Mom and Eaker's weekend place down there is a property that has some goats on it.
Well, we city slickers were over there messing with the goats (one of 'em was trying to make out with humblegunner), and this pretty white horse ambles up. The horse was very friendly and hung around briefly. All of a sudden, the horse ripped this HUGE fart and then galloped off.
....Maybe you had to be there.