[Lucky9teen]

Guy on Hillary's left: "God I hope she gets done with all this pandering soon.....I don't think I can hold it much longer....."

[Lucky9teen]

CAPTION THIS PING

[unkus]

Billy Bob looks kike he’s been in the Coke-I mean Scotch

[montyspython]

"Oh, did my plastic "friend" finally come in via FedEx?"

[avacado]

OLd Lady: "Vince Foster has risen from the grave and he is going to get you my little pretty."

[Lucky9teen]

How many here think I'm the worst president ever?

[Froufrou]

"Huma? See the mancandy over my left shoulder? The one with the pouty mouf? Yeah. Get me his number, 'kay?"

[PhilDragoo]

I'm ME-E-E-E-E-EL-TING!

[TADSLOS]

"Who wants to earn a few bucks going to the polls tonight?"

[montyspython]

"Bill I know were close but you can get your hand of my ass now please, we're in public.... Hi everyone!"

[samtheman]

I just did a google search on “protruding eyeballs” and it turns out it’s a symptom of a whole bunch of different medical syndromes but none of them are “wicked witch who loves herself to distraction and hates all others”.

I wonder why.

[RepublitarianRoger2]

Sherrod Brown: "But Hillary, listen, why should I support you at this point? You're toast. It's mathematically imp--"

Hillary: "No. You listen to me, Mr. Brown... now, see, that's interesting...Brown...because I seem to remember another Mr. Brown who ended up toast, literally, in 1996. Are we clear about this?"

[workerbee]

"Our Mother, soon to be in the White House, hallowed be thy name. Thy socialism come, thy every whim be done, in the U.S. as it should be elsewhere. Give us this day our daily ration of bread, and forgive us our thoughts of capitalism, as we forgive those who trespass from Mexico. And lead us not into a comfortable retirement but deliver us from our entire life savings. Amen."

[reagan_fanatic]

"I don't care what it takes, Guido - he is NOT stealing this election from me!!! Take him out! Put a rocket in his pocket! Do a Vince on him! Make him swim with the fishies! Give him a nice pair of cement shoes! Do I @*$% make myself clear???"

[OrioleFan]

Huma is going low profile ever since the Globe (supermarket checkout line) romantically linked her with Hildabeast

[workerbee]

Most of Hillary's crowd were too embarrased to be seen with the American flag in the background. It just seems so... "Republican" these days.

[Sax]

Whoa, you look like Karl Rove in drag. Spooky.

[OB1kNOb]

"Listen Hillary, bow out now before Obama releases the video of me and Bill at the Dew Drop Inn last summer."

[Sax]

Huma? Yeah, thanks for the memories, but you knew how this would go, you're yesterday's news. I've just traded up and, well, I can't use you anymore.

[OESY]

Question: Whose campaign is deader?

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[Dante3]

Bill Clinton is increasingly looking like Lucifer and Hillary is losing control of her facial muscles and/or she is going into manic states. She is laughing and cackling like a hyena.