Posted on 05/05/2008 4:06:33 AM PDT by Molly Pitcher
I know you do. Have you been able to work on your pond this year? I got my first cucumber yesterday. hoowoo
Up here too, in fact I’m closing down because there is a thunder bumper coming in. Till it’s clear.....bye.
Got my 50’s music going full blast today, two days in a row, boy oh boy, makes a fella think ya know,,,
You sound like Mr HOB. I’m gonna tell you what I tell him “Maybe staying within the 200-205 range is a healthier weight for you than staying under 200.”
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called “pullets”, and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.
The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer’s favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was,too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would
run for cover.
But to Farmer John’s amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew CountyFair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
It’s 65 here and cloudy. We’ve had a few light showers, but nothing all that great. Enough to avoid watering for another day.
ROTFLOL!
that is the best farm joke I’ve ever heard! Thank you LOL!!!
Meet Bill Ayers, convicted terrorist and donater to the Obama campaign.... this photo was taken in August of 2001 for a piece in a Chicago mag that was running a story on the him.
Yes he is standing on our flag.
Someone just went NUCLEAR on the Messiah...
LOL Ha!
Hold me back. I want to attack!
Where have you been? I miss you.
Someone?
I can only think of ONE (or her operatives) who it might be.
Yes. You have that right.
I can’t wait to get this around to my friends, that is great
A Scumbag of the world, low down, no good and Obama’s friend.
Good evening, Toby. I just finished a big salad with all the trimmings for supper. Very tasty.
D just informed me that we were having leftovers tonight, I fixed a bowl of soup last night so this is going to be a aurprise.
It will be a delicious surprise.
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