Teacher's aide arrested

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[Impy]

Here's another article

28 year old Michele Zulkowsky, a teachers aide at North Penn High School in Lansdale, Pennsylvania has been arrested for inappropriate contact with a 16 year old male student.

It is alleged that the contact between the two was consensual. Zulkowsky had the unfortunate luck of picking a complete moron to fool around with, and the kid went to the cops. Why? She's decent looking, and for some reason, she likes you. Dummy.

Anywho, Zulkowsky is accused of kissing and hand-holding with the student, as well as rubbing the boy and fondling him, but it is not clear whether any sexual or genital contact were made.

The boy says that Zulkowsky also wanted to plan a meet for them to have sex over the summer. So good idea kid, get her locked up so you remain a virgin for the rest of your life.

Zulkowsky was released on $25,000 bond. She is due in court again on May 8th.

[Dixie Yooper]

I’m going to take into account that it has been concludively proven that extended periods of residence in the UP can distort one’s vision, judgement and exacerbate the “beer goggle” effect. You’re in the land of Southern Belles now. Stop and smell (and SEE) the roses.

That's freaking hilarious! I had to wipe tears from my eyes before writing back. I admit to growing up in an area where the women didn't bother getting all prettied up to go out and haul a load of firewood into the house. Here in NC, I can't get over how fixed up they get just to go to the grocery store. Big hair, makeup and clothes. I do appreciate it, but can still spot a decent one that hasn't gone through all the trouble even at the ripe age of 51.

[brownsfan]

Guilty, without question.

[Jim Noble]

GUILTY!

[blackdog]

The kid is sooooooo stupid. Much of being a balanced youth hinges on being able to keep your mouth shut about what lands in your lap.

[blackdog]

Lived in Tega Cay, SC for a while. Moved to Wisconsin......

I sure miss the maintenance program the females adhere to in the south. No slippers, sweatpants, sweatshirts, bad hair, and absolutely no woman ventures from the house without makeup!

Now Wisconsin..........

[JRios1968]

Probable cause, without doubt.

[Dixie Yooper]

Here in Wisconsin, as long as she is over a duce, she could be the county Dairy Queen. Our legal system is a bit more real than the rest of the country. We give credits for stuff like doing chores before sunrise, ability to drink a case of beer before a parent/teacher conference, jiggly lady lumps when riding bitch on the back of the Harley, and taking the wet spot without whining. Or the ability to cuss you out on a Friday night at the bar in front of everyone, only to end up being hit on by every guy in the place after just because they know she's available. I do miss living up there at times!

[massgopguy]

Looks like Gary Rossington from Lynyrd Skynyrd.

[Dixie Yooper]

I had the pleasure of living in Sheboygan back in 79. The best time of my life! Of course, I moved there from Iron River Michigan, north of the border. Any place had to have more women that that.

[shibumi]

Gentlemen of the Jury.

Please excuse our associate, Dixie Yooper, in his misguided defense of the indefensible. One must take into account the social and cultural forces that have shaped (and/or warped) his judgement in these matters.

To subtantiate his innocence in this matter, I submit the following cultural documentary directly from the land of his birth and subsequent upbringing:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=t3q3x-vB_JE

[Impy]

Seriously. What I would’ve gave for that hot English teacher I had....

[MountainDad]

Maybe not guilty after a 6 pack......

...or 12 pack.

[Dixie Yooper]

Da Yoopers! Thank God I was living in Fort Wayne Indiana when they became popular. I never would have been able to get through the border fence put up because of them!

[Jimmy Valentine]

"her ex-husband shot and killed him in a Denny’s parking lot."

That is some "Early Bird Special"

[raccoonradio]

Teacher teacher, teach me love
I cannot learn it fast enough
Teacher teacher, teach me more
I’ve got to learn to love for sure

—Rockpile (Nick Lowe, Dave Edmunds, etc.)

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

So very, VERY guilty! ;)

[windcliff]

ping

[Rapscallion]

I must admit
That I’d acquit.

[blackdog]

That’s just not right.........Really...