That's freaking hilarious! I had to wipe tears from my eyes before writing back. I admit to growing up in an area where the women didn't bother getting all prettied up to go out and haul a load of firewood into the house. Here in NC, I can't get over how fixed up they get just to go to the grocery store. Big hair, makeup and clothes. I do appreciate it, but can still spot a decent one that hasn't gone through all the trouble even at the ripe age of 51.
I sure miss the maintenance program the females adhere to in the south. No slippers, sweatpants, sweatshirts, bad hair, and absolutely no woman ventures from the house without makeup!
Now Wisconsin..........
Gentlemen of the Jury.
Please excuse our associate, Dixie Yooper, in his misguided defense of the indefensible. One must take into account the social and cultural forces that have shaped (and/or warped) his judgement in these matters.
To subtantiate his innocence in this matter, I submit the following cultural documentary directly from the land of his birth and subsequent upbringing:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=t3q3x-vB_JE