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Posted on 04/30/2008 11:44:25 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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That look like Commander Chatoary from Star Trek Voyager you know his face is tattoo like 1951 Crown Victoria car
He is only dude that had Tatoo on his face LOL!
I remember even Q was messing with him ONCE
Damn Tomkow your voices are making sense
Why dont’ your voices don’t sign deal with KingWorld I rather see your voices than Dr Phil doing advices
Breaking news from BBC wire 6.1 earthquake just nail ICELAND At this time
Look like I pigging out on cheesecake look like LOLOLOL or cake LOL!
Breaking news from SO CAL news report legendary comedian Harvey Korhman has died
I just read on Yahoo that some tourist in Australia was attending a call of nature and was promptly kissed by a poisoness snake. The doctor said that......... (punch line from old joke)
Are you sure??????????
I won it fair and square!
Who Moi?? There was no one in sight.
COMPUTER PROVERBS
* Home is where you hang your @.
* The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
* A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
* You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.
* C:\ is the root of all directories.
* Don’t put all your hypes in one home page.
* Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
* The modem is the message.
* Too many clicks spoil the browse.
* The geek shall inherit the earth.
* A chat has nine lives.
* Don’t byte off more than you can view.
* Fax is stranger than fiction.
* What boots up must come down.
* Windows will never cease.
* In Gates we trust.(?)
* Virtual reality is its own reward.
* Modulation in all things.
* A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
* Know what to expect before you connect.
* Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
* Speed thrills.
* Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.
A little slight of hand perhaps! LOL. Hope that all is well with you.
Doing much better thanks.
Great!!!!
Tomkow is Blonde, hee, hee!
BUS STOP
A blonde is visiting Washington, DC. This is her first time to the city, so she wants to see the capitol building. Unfortunately, she can’t find it, so she asks a police officer for directions. “Excuse me, officer,” the blonde says, “How do I get to the capitol building?”
The officer says, “Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It’ll take you right there.”
The blonde thanks the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later the police officer comes back to the same area, and sure enough the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer gets out of his car and says, “Excuse me, but to get to the capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?”
The blonde says, “Don’t worry, officer, it won’t be long now. The 45th bus just went by!”
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