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Note to self - buy stock in female 'novelty' manufacturers.
1 posted on 04/28/2008 8:58:28 PM PDT by Westlander
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To: Westlander

A world without lighting farts is a world I just don’t want to face. BTT.


2 posted on 04/28/2008 9:01:42 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Westlander
Oh Boy!

Beep TT

3 posted on 04/28/2008 9:06:10 PM PDT by YHAOS
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To: Westlander

who’s gonna kill the spider?


4 posted on 04/28/2008 9:09:55 PM PDT by isom35
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To: Westlander

so who they gonna get to pay child support?


5 posted on 04/28/2008 9:11:02 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand ("resort not to force until every just law be defied")
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To: Westlander

They can just go screw themselves. Wait a minute. Never mind.


6 posted on 04/28/2008 9:12:45 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: Westlander

I really doubt this will happen. Women like the natural way too much.


7 posted on 04/28/2008 9:18:19 PM PDT by struggle ((The struggle continues))
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To: Westlander

Scratch Genesis 1:28.


8 posted on 04/28/2008 9:19:51 PM PDT by 353FMG (Don't make the mistake to think that Government is a Friend of the People)
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To: Westlander

Isn’t it amusing how the Left opposes genetically modified food but is perfectly comfortable with genetically modified people.


11 posted on 04/28/2008 9:29:28 PM PDT by Tired of Taxes (Dad, I will always think of you.)
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To: Westlander
And we need to do this because.....?

"Scientists" are starting to become a real bunch of pains in the @$$.

12 posted on 04/28/2008 9:33:23 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (De-Globalize yourself.)
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To: Westlander

Impossible. There would then be no effeminate scientists to whine about Global Warming.


14 posted on 04/28/2008 9:45:47 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Democrats - Stupid is as stupid do)
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To: Westlander; All

OOPS! Wrong thread - please ignore my post above!


16 posted on 04/28/2008 9:47:29 PM PDT by Tired of Taxes (Dad, I will always think of you.)
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To: Westlander

I would NOT like that world. Heck, what heterosexual female WOULD like it?


18 posted on 04/28/2008 9:53:05 PM PDT by Hyzenthlay (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: Westlander

Well this would make the dykefest of Hillary, Rosie, and “The View” (excepting the lovely Elisabeth) very happy, but there would be countless women singing these lyrics (and as a man I’m not quite ready to fade away and yield to this Brave New World):

So i wait and in awhile
I will see my true love smile
He may come, i know not when
But when he does i’ll know
So baby until then lock me away
And don’t allow the day here inside
Where i hide with my loneliness
I don’t care what they say
I won’t stay in a world without love
I don’t care what they say
I won’t stay in a world without love


20 posted on 04/28/2008 10:14:52 PM PDT by Enchante (Obama: My 1960s Social Policy Needs to Be Supported by My 1930s Foreign Policy!)
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To: Westlander

But-—But — boys are so cute and have that warm, spicy smell about them. They are like big teddy bears. No woman can do that.


21 posted on 04/28/2008 10:20:12 PM PDT by HungarianGypsy
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To: martin_fierro; blam

Seems like a great way for Sykes to sell a book, eh?


22 posted on 04/28/2008 10:25:26 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______________________Profile updated Monday, April 28, 2008)
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To: Westlander

Ya know, since my divorce I figure that, since I love my kids so much, if I could screw myself and of had em’, I would have been happier.


24 posted on 04/28/2008 10:46:56 PM PDT by stravinskyrules (Why is it that whenever I hear a piece of music I don't like, it's always by Villa-Lobos?)
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