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Posted on 04/27/2008 7:07:48 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother
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To: TChad
It's really nice inside, the interior is very classy. Not as nice as Watkins or the big downtown firms, but the exsterior doesn't do justice.
The old man (original owner) used to practice his putting on the front lawn during slow days, but clearly his kids are trying to raise the tone of the place . . . . . . but maybe the advertising campaign needs a little rethinking. . ..
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posted on
04/27/2008 7:49:25 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
(Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
To: SunkenCiv; AnAmericanMother; Rushmore Rocks
There’s a “Jolly Funeral Home” in South Dakota.
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posted on
04/27/2008 7:55:19 PM PDT
by
LucyT
To: AnAmericanMother
You did the right thing by posting it here.
Please send it to Jay Leno as others have suggested—it’s that good.
Being Italian, he may see another level of humor—”Fun” + “Gool”-sby. Well, you have to know a little Italian to appreciate it.
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posted on
04/27/2008 7:56:06 PM PDT
by
exit82
(People get the government they deserve. And they are about to get it--in spades.)
To: AnAmericanMother
A mortuary sponsoring a family fun day.....
I Like this guys outlook on life!
He knows he’s got you sooner or later so lets PARTY!!!
Bring the kids!!
Make more, often! :-)
To: AnAmericanMother
The old man (original owner) used to practice his putting on the front lawn during slow days, So they have a tradition of using black comedy to advertise their services. Good for them.
You really should send this to Leno. Mention the putting on slow days.
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posted on
04/27/2008 8:04:37 PM PDT
by
TChad
To: cripplecreek
It's always a laugh-a-minute at the Goolsby Mortuary Family Fun Day! 
To: AnAmericanMother
I thought the connection was South Bend and GooSebery.
To: AnAmericanMother
Family fun day includes 4 bungee jumps without bungees..4-Wheeling, brakes optional, Skydiving without a parachute and, at the end of the day, an all you can eat potato salad and chicken buffet that has been sitting in the hot sun all afternoon.
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posted on
04/27/2008 8:13:16 PM PDT
by
stylin_geek
(Liberalism: comparable to a chicken with its head cut off, but with more spastic motions)
To: ValerieTexas; dead; Tijeras_Slim; mikrofon; martin_fierro
I think the marshmallow roast at the crematorium is a bit much.
To: ValerieTexas
Do they have a pinebox derby? We have a winner! I'll be giggling about that one the rest of the evening.
To: Army Air Corps
Or 'kick the can'? Maybe hold a raffle to win the company Dragula? LOL
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posted on
04/27/2008 8:25:37 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
(I hope the AG pounds the Mann Act up Spitzer's ass with a sharp stick.)
To: AnAmericanMother
I know it’s awful, but I’m feeling sort of ambivalent.
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
04/27/2008 8:35:50 PM PDT
by
PA Engineer
(Liberate America from the occupation media.)
To: Charles Henrickson
I think the marshmallow roast at the crematorium is a bit much.LOL!....it is a bit much. 
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posted on
04/27/2008 8:41:08 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(just b/c you're paranoid,doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you..our hopes were dashed by CINOs :)
To: AnAmericanMother
As serious as death is, there’s no need to obsess about it.
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posted on
04/27/2008 8:46:51 PM PDT
by
davisfh
( Islam is a serious mental illness)
To: AnAmericanMother
All we get around here is a calender.
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posted on
04/27/2008 9:38:19 PM PDT
by
fproy2222
( Jesus is the Christ)
To: ValerieTexas
You owe me a keyboard! LOL!
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posted on
04/27/2008 9:49:24 PM PDT
by
TheWriterTX
(Proud Retrosexual Wife of 14 Years)
To: ValerieTexas
Do they have a pinebox derby?Oh my...LOL...that is just too, too funny! :)PaMom
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posted on
04/27/2008 9:52:39 PM PDT
by
PennsylvaniaMom
(I could never 'Stay Sweet' I am a bitter Pennsylvanian)
To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
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posted on
04/27/2008 9:53:55 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
To: Slings and Arrows; AnAmericanMother
LOL! Alternate title for sign: "Ghoulsby Mortuary--- Put the "Fun" Back Into Funerals"
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posted on
04/27/2008 10:16:44 PM PDT
by
melt
(Someday, they'll wish their Jihad... Jihadn't.)
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