"I could tell by the urgency in their voices that there were upside-down exclamation points at the beginnings of their sentences. "
LOL
1 posted on
04/27/2008 6:44:05 AM PDT by
nuconvert
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2 posted on
04/27/2008 6:44:56 AM PDT by
nuconvert
(There are bad people in the pistachio business.)
To: nuconvert
Once again, as always, Dave Barry is exactly right, and everything he says is absolutely true. If slightly exaggerated.
The best humor is always based on the truth, just viewed from a slightly unusual angle.
3 posted on
04/27/2008 6:56:31 AM PDT by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: nuconvert
when did the word “rerun” become “classic?”
5 posted on
04/27/2008 6:59:18 AM PDT by
the invisib1e hand
(media is now a double-edged sword; it's no longer a billy-club in the hands of the big goons.)
To: nuconvert
8 posted on
04/27/2008 8:37:19 AM PDT by
BufordP
(Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)
To: nuconvert
Dave Barry could write an entire comedy novel about dealing with customer service reps who are assigned the names “Susan” or “John” with thick accents from India (used heavily by my DSL company).
11 posted on
04/27/2008 11:06:18 AM PDT by
444Flyer
(Hi Dad!)
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