Posted on 04/18/2008 8:47:15 AM PDT by najida
Rules that Girls Wish Guys Knew
1. Asking a girl on Friday for a date on Saturday is completely unacceptable. Keyword: Planning
2. Shave every day. One day's growth of facial hair is worse than a girl not shaving her legs for a week.
3. We may be emotional beings, but do not lie to squirm your way out of trouble. We are not as gullible as you think.
4. Learn to clean up the toilet. If peeing standing up is so difficult and you are bound to miss, then may we suggest that you learn to use a toilet brush and sponge to clean up after yourself.
5. We really don't find it attractive when you stand there stratching yourself in the morning, afternoon or night- please do it in private.
6. Don't do it, if you're not going to follow-thru. A woman would rather not have sex at all, than to have it and miss the climax by a mile because you weren't up for the challenge.
7. Don't fix it if it's really not broke. You don't need to take everything apart out of curiosity.
8. Ask for directions
9. If you said you are going to be somewhere at a certain time, then do it. Don't expect us to wait around.
10. Professional Wrestling and Soap Opera's are the same story lines, just different costumes. So don't make fun of us for being hooked on Y&R when you are hooked on RAW.
11. "I don't feel like talking right now" is an acceptable thing to say- Unacceptable thing to do is sit there and pretend you're listening and just say "uh huh" and "yes Dear"- it's condescending.
12. Get rid of your holey underwear.
13. If you can ogle so can we!
14. One remote is ENOUGH... no need to have a control tower in your living room.
15. Couch Potato is not a sport, so don't try to be an All-star at it!
16. Your way is not always the right way. Learn to say- "I was wrong"
17. If we can't talk to you during a football game, then don't try to get our attention during Gray's Anatomy.
18. If you say you are going to do something, then just do it. Don't sit around thinking of creative excuses why you couldn't get to it.
19. We are not your mothers, so don't expect us to clean up after you like one.
20. Wendy's is not considered a romantic dinner for two.
21. We have other friends of the male gender, so leave your jealousy at the door!
22. If you concede to let us decorate the house without any input from you, then don't complain when everything is in frilly flowers, and pink motif.
23. When wearing a dress shirt, wear an undershirt underneath. Nothing worse than seeing a man's hairy chest and nipples through his shirt. (PINK PINK PINK)
24. Hey, we CAN be friends with our ex's- so deal with it!
25. We understand that you have to put on a manly act in front of your friends, but in the privacy of your own home, it's okay if you just want to cuddle.
James Marsden, or as he is known by my girls and myself, “The Man”
One wife, two kids, doesn’t party and hangs with the very Christian, Kirk Cameron. Sings like a dream and in my opinion, a work of art (thank you Lord!)
He says that when he got to Hollywood (from OK) he didn’t date because the girls were “..all so liberal.” He ended up marrying the daughter of a country music star.
Cyclops in X-Men, Corny Collins in Hairspray, Prince Edward in Enchanted.
Every conservative woman’s dream!
DAMN!
Can I save that and post it?
I’ll give you credit, I promise.
Oh, we have a winner!
Male body-shaving is for queers.
Wrong. You see an accurate commentary on general tendencies in women. He does perhaps need to learn how to handle women’s BS better.
Take a chill pill and get a sense of humor!
It’s humor! But if you know of any better women, please let them know I’m available for a date Saturday. ;-)
That was hillarious (and I’m not normally one for foofie humor)
rules girls wish guys knew: we want sex, too. especially good sex. *grab* *grab* "do me" and making a girl feel like she's in some porno might be why you're not getting as much as you want.
rules girls wish guys knew: we want sex, too. especially good sex. *grab* *grab* "do me" and making a girl feel like she's in some porno might be why you're not getting as much as you want.
>>Its humor! But if you know of any better women, please let them know Im available for a date Saturday. ;-)<<
I’ll look around for you! You seem like a nice guy!
Not a unanimous opinion.
My wife rather likes up to three days of stubble.
I don't have to worry about that any more.
I killed him.
>>Wrong. You see an accurate commentary on general tendencies in women. He does perhaps need to learn how to handle womens BS better.<<
Not FReeper women! Many a FReeper marriage here.
We are how women should be.
If so, you've just been with the wrong guy(s). I'd say that is your fault.
I love you Laz!
Save it and post it all you want. I want as many people as possible to see it.
Wow. What a friendly fellow you are!
I bet you got a stable full of ladies such a sense of humor, eh?
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