Soda company to put LOLcats on bottle labels

81 posted on 04/15/2008 10:45:14 AM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)

To: stylecouncilor

82 posted on 04/15/2008 10:48:20 AM PDT by onedoug

To: Slings and Arrows

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Matthew_1
Da burth of Jebus Christ
18 Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph waz all “We’s gonna get marrieded, kthnx”, but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all preggarz from Teh Ceiling Cat.19 Joseph was liek “I has virjn - NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn! Must hied hur”.20 But when he was tihnkin, zomg, a WallCat frm Ceiling Cat was liek, “Oh hai! I’m in ur dreemz, givin u messij. Don’t be scairdy cat. Taek Mary as ur wife - is virjn. But teh Forse is strong in tihs wun, lol! HovrCat is on hur, givn hur feetus, srsly.” So Joseph was liek “ Oh yey I’m gonna love him and squeez him and call him George.”21 But Wallcat was liek “No, you gonna call him Jebus, cso George bad name, srsly. cuz he save kittehs frum bein bad kittehs. Kthxbai.”22 So all dis was all did cuz Ceiling Cat had sed it wud be. His proffit was all liek:23 “Hay guise, look! teh virjn iz all pr3ggers, and dey gonna call him A-manual”, dat be joospeek for “Ceiling Cat wit us”24 Then Joseph waked up, done wat teh anjel frm Ceiling Cat tolded him to, and was all liek “U wit me now lol” at Mary.25 And dey didnt has teh buttsechs til affer dey gets a son and calleded him Jebus. Kthnx.

83 posted on 04/15/2008 11:03:35 AM PDT by CollegeRepublican

To: DeLaine; LongElegantLegs; nuke rocketeer

84 posted on 04/15/2008 11:13:32 AM PDT by wallcrawlr

To: stylecouncilor

85 posted on 04/15/2008 11:29:58 AM PDT by MortMan (Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton)

86 posted on 04/15/2008 11:55:40 AM PDT by DeLaine (I can withstand everything except temptation........Oscar Wilde)

87 posted on 04/15/2008 12:51:29 PM PDT by nuke rocketeer (File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)

To: stylecouncilor

Jones soda.... what ever you do, DO NOT GET THE DINNER ROLL FLAVORED ONE. It’s DISGUSTING.

88 posted on 04/15/2008 1:08:41 PM PDT by Danae (Remember: Obama = Pull out from Iraq. PLAN on voting, or accept responsibility for the consequences.)

89 posted on 04/15/2008 1:19:37 PM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666

90 posted on 04/15/2008 1:21:40 PM PDT by Constitution Day

91 posted on 04/15/2008 2:45:35 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs (Kill them with kindness, then taser them for fun.)

To: stylecouncilor

I’ve seen the Jones soda...

Very creative labels.

92 posted on 04/15/2008 2:46:25 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)

To: CollegeRepublican

93 posted on 04/15/2008 6:31:20 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)

At least they are not rabbits.

94 posted on 04/15/2008 8:35:05 PM PDT by Ptarmigan (Bunnies=Sodomites)

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