http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Matthew_1
Da burth of Jebus Christ
18 Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph waz all “We’s gonna get marrieded, kthnx”, but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all preggarz from Teh Ceiling Cat.19 Joseph was liek “I has virjn - NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn! Must hied hur”.20 But when he was tihnkin, zomg, a WallCat frm Ceiling Cat was liek, “Oh hai! I’m in ur dreemz, givin u messij. Don’t be scairdy cat. Taek Mary as ur wife - is virjn. But teh Forse is strong in tihs wun, lol! HovrCat is on hur, givn hur feetus, srsly.” So Joseph was liek “ Oh yey I’m gonna love him and squeez him and call him George.”21 But Wallcat was liek “No, you gonna call him Jebus, cso George bad name, srsly. cuz he save kittehs frum bein bad kittehs. Kthxbai.”22 So all dis was all did cuz Ceiling Cat had sed it wud be. His proffit was all liek:23 “Hay guise, look! teh virjn iz all pr3ggers, and dey gonna call him A-manual”, dat be joospeek for “Ceiling Cat wit us”24 Then Joseph waked up, done wat teh anjel frm Ceiling Cat tolded him to, and was all liek “U wit me now lol” at Mary.25 And dey didnt has teh buttsechs til affer dey gets a son and calleded him Jebus. Kthnx.
I LOL’ed.