[Hoffer Rand]

Do you know the correct answer to “Do these pants make my butt look big?”

[fredhead]

The correct answer is “Of course not.”

I can’t figure it out. My wife is 5’3”, weighs 109, and swears that she’s fat. Nothing I say convinces her otherwise. I gave up.

[copaliscrossing]

Do you know the correct answer to *Do these pants make my butt look big?*

Yes I do (raising my hand)...
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NO, your butt makes those pants look big! (run for cover)!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Do you know the correct answer to “Do these pants make my butt look big?”

You take her in your arms and say "you have never looked more beautiful to me... except when you are out of the pants."

This will earn you a blushing smile, a swat on the arm, a "Oh you!" and a very good chance of getting lucky later.