[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Do you know the correct answer to “Do these pants make my butt look big?”

You take her in your arms and say "you have never looked more beautiful to me... except when you are out of the pants."

This will earn you a blushing smile, a swat on the arm, a "Oh you!" and a very good chance of getting lucky later.

[Hoffer Rand]

Nice...

[Nea Wood]

You are a very, very smart man! I’ve never been able to figure out why most men get so annoyed or stumped at that question, when the answer is so very obvious!