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Caption Hillary & Elton John

Posted on 04/09/2008 8:12:30 PM PDT by swampdweller

Elton John performed at a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton on Wednesday night at Radio City Music Hall in New York. They raised more than $2.5 million and sold over 5,000 tickets.

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To: swampdweller

PANTSUIT IN THE WIND
Tune: "Candle in the Wind"

Hello, Crusty Queen,
Though you never cleaned it at all,
You had the guts to wear your suit
While those around you crawled.
They crawled out of the odor
And they kept on holding their nose,
They shouted from a distance
And they begged you, "Change your clothes."

And it seems to me you wore your clothes
Like a pantsuit in the wind,
Never knowing what to change to
When the stains set in.
And I would have liked to have worn one,
But it would make me ill.
Your perfume wore out long before
Your pantsuit ever will.

21 posted on 04/09/2008 9:42:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: proudpapa

last I heard, her campaign is $20M in the hole (about 20% of what she and Slick made since leaving the White House). And you can bet THEY have no intention of paying down that debt.


22 posted on 04/09/2008 9:44:47 PM PDT by EDINVA (Proud American for 23,062 days.... and counting!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

HAH! Pantsuits are just funny. (Has she ever wore a dress since becoming first lady?)


23 posted on 04/09/2008 9:53:21 PM PDT by swampdweller
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To: swampdweller

“Hip Elton John meets the Queen of (big) hips.”


24 posted on 04/09/2008 10:31:14 PM PDT by pankot
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To: Charles Henrickson

You need to go on tour. Seriously. ;)


25 posted on 04/09/2008 11:29:54 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (McCain "conservatives" = hardcore liberals who nonetheless appreciate the occasional tax cut.)
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To: swampdweller

Audience member watching the spectacle - about to hurl.

26 posted on 04/10/2008 4:35:31 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: FUMETTI

Excellent!


27 posted on 04/10/2008 5:25:49 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA (Truth : Liberals :: Kryptonite : Superman)
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To: swampdweller

Second picture: Two queens and a joker.


28 posted on 04/10/2008 5:34:03 AM PDT by Sig Sauer P220
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Queen Elton: "I see the b**** is back!"

29 posted on 04/10/2008 8:16:45 AM PDT by weegee (March 18th, 2008 Obama~"I did NOT listen to the sermons of that man, Jeremiah Wright...")
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To: swampdweller
It makes me happy to know that the fat little faggot who wears clown clothes hates the USA so much.

It means we must be doing something right.

30 posted on 04/10/2008 9:44:28 AM PDT by libs_kma (The land of the free, because of the brave)
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To: swampdweller
Elton to Hillary: "Is that a pistol in your shoulder holster, or are you just glad to see me?"

You have to really have been one of EJs fans to get this reference...

31 posted on 04/10/2008 11:44:14 AM PDT by Theresawithanh (McCain in 2008. Because our liberal is still better than both of theirs.)
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To: b4its2late

Alice Cooper: Welcome To My Nightmare


32 posted on 04/10/2008 11:45:43 AM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Sis, boom, bah.


33 posted on 04/10/2008 11:46:33 AM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: JennysCool

ROFLMAO!!! Hilarious


34 posted on 04/10/2008 12:55:16 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: swampdweller

From right to left: Big Man In A Little Suit, Big Woman In A Big Suit and Little Man in a Big Suit
35 posted on 04/10/2008 12:58:56 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: weegee

You win! LOL


36 posted on 04/10/2008 1:31:02 PM PDT by Nea Wood (I'm not a bad Christian because I refuse to join you in giving other people's stuff away.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

You win.


37 posted on 04/10/2008 1:32:28 PM PDT by GSWarrior (Hungry people make poor shoppers)
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To: swampdweller

Thankfully for leg watchers, not since Lewinskygate. I may as well stare at a couple of Roman columns.


38 posted on 04/10/2008 7:33:57 PM PDT by FUMETTI (Barack Obama's supporters are mindless sheep)
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To: swampdweller

Now, which one’s which? I can’t tell.


39 posted on 04/10/2008 7:52:19 PM PDT by rabidralph (Hillary is the MSM's Bimbo Eruption.)
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To: rabidralph
Now, which one’s which? I can’t tell.

The one with the wide hind end is... wait... that won't help. Okay, the one you can't stand listening to is.... nevermind... that won't help either. Eeny Meeny Miny Moe...

40 posted on 04/10/2008 8:02:59 PM PDT by swampdweller
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