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J. Simpson's Web routine gives Romo totally different type of film to study
Baltimoresun.com ^ | April 7, 2008

Posted on 04/08/2008 9:51:04 AM PDT by Perdogg

Jessica Simpson apparently is working it to keep the magic in her relationship with Tony Romo.

Star magazine reports that the singer and reality show veteran gives her Web cam a workout for the benefit of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback.

When they're apart, she will be - to quote Tina Turner - his private dancer, and she "isn't shy about her body - or her dance moves," Star said.

(Excerpt) Read more at baltimoresun.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Music/Entertainment; Sports
KEYWORDS: jessicasimpson

1 posted on 04/08/2008 9:52:02 AM PDT by Perdogg
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To: goldstategop; jdm; MotleyGirl70; PennsylvaniaMom; Tax-chick; JRios1968

ping


2 posted on 04/08/2008 9:53:58 AM PDT by Perdogg (Reagan would have never said "She's my girl")
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To: Perdogg

And the link to this webcam video is...?


3 posted on 04/08/2008 9:54:30 AM PDT by snarks_when_bored
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To: Perdogg

Yoko Romo has a porno video?..........


4 posted on 04/08/2008 10:19:18 AM PDT by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
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To: Perdogg
she can web cam me anytime at all


5 posted on 04/08/2008 10:22:24 AM PDT by bill1952 (I will vote for McCain if he resigns his Senate seat before this election.)
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To: Perdogg

Time to start hacking in to someone’s computer.


6 posted on 04/08/2008 10:51:37 AM PDT by SlapHappyPappy
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To: snarks_when_bored
And the link to this webcam video is...?

. . . not workplace safe?

7 posted on 04/08/2008 11:00:47 AM PDT by Andyman (The truth shall make you freep.)
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To: bill1952

In that shot, she has manface.


8 posted on 04/08/2008 11:02:13 AM PDT by Petronski (Nice job, Hillary. Now go home and get your shine box.)
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To: Petronski

I wonder if she tinkered with roids or HGH. She lost a lot of baby fat and her jawline expanded. She also had some dental work done to fix a gap. It wouldn’t be uncommon.

http://www.590klbj.com/EI/T/Pics/Channels/KLBJ-AM/jessica.jpg

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/celeb-profiles-actress/jessica-simpson/pictures/jessica-simpson-picture-6.jpg


9 posted on 04/08/2008 11:24:02 AM PDT by Perdogg (Reagan would have never said "She's my girl")
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To: Perdogg

What do you mean chicken of the sea is really tuna? Pretty bodies and faces can be sculpted with a surgeon’s scalpel. What lives between the ears cannot.


10 posted on 04/08/2008 12:10:12 PM PDT by dmz
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To: Perdogg
isn't shy about her body -
Nor should she be. I would like to peek at that webcam
11 posted on 04/08/2008 12:25:16 PM PDT by Moleman
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To: dmz
Does she have to be an expert in theoretical physics? She's an entertainer, do you want to her to talk about Muammar Khadafy? I want some one who knows more than about make up or going to a salon to get a wax job, but you do not date Jessica to carry on a conversation about the Euro.
12 posted on 04/08/2008 12:28:12 PM PDT by Perdogg (Reagan would have never said "She's my girl")
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To: Perdogg

Does she have to be an expert in theoretical physics?
_____

Nah, just a simple comment from a simple man who prefers a woman with something going on between the ears, not just between her ... well you get the idea, right?


13 posted on 04/08/2008 12:35:55 PM PDT by dmz
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To: dmz

If she can dress herself, control her bodily fluids, and is pretty aware of current events that would pass a minimum standard for me.


14 posted on 04/08/2008 12:54:23 PM PDT by Perdogg (Reagan would have never said "She's my girl")
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To: Petronski

She has a face?


15 posted on 04/08/2008 12:55:58 PM PDT by Doohickey ("We cannot insure victory, but we can deserve it" - John Adams)
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To: Perdogg

It would seem, then, that Ms. Simpson would not pass your minimum standards - ‘cuz you threw in a hard one - pretty aware of current events :-)


16 posted on 04/08/2008 1:28:08 PM PDT by dmz
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To: Petronski
In that shot, she has manface.

Ouch! You're being pretty tough tonight. :O)

17 posted on 04/08/2008 6:54:00 PM PDT by jdm (Sign you've got a crappy job: your boss asks if you're on MySpace and if you'll add him as a friend.)
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To: Perdogg
I don't think Jess would mess w/roids or growth hormones. Seriously...they mess up the skin big time (and we all know she has had acne issues in the past due to her ProActove infomercials). Her jaw would look more stream lined just due to weight loss...serious training (she can afford it...and face it, has had the free time) or even adderol. Also...have a little 'work done' isn't unheard of either.

Now Asslee (as Perez calls her) is the patroness of 'good' plastic surgery. Her new nose has rave reviews :)

18 posted on 04/08/2008 7:20:20 PM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (Yoi. And double yoi.)
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To: Perdogg
If she can dress herself, control her bodily fluids, and is pretty aware of current events that would pass a minimum standard for me.

Over the years, I've had to relax my standards a bit... If her body temperature is roughly at or above room temperature, that's a good thing. Breathing is a plus too.

Mark

19 posted on 04/09/2008 10:39:38 PM PDT by MarkL
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