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Basketball player to be charged in library masturbation
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| Posted on April 2, 2008 2:04 PM
| By Lauren Boyer
Posted on 04/02/2008 5:05:15 PM PDT by Perdogg
Penn State Police confirmed today that they have filed charges against Nittany Lions basketball player Stanley Pringle in an incident involving public masturbation that occurred last Thursday in Pattee Library.
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TOPICS: Books/Literature; Education; Hobbies; Sports
KEYWORDS: jagoff; nothingbutnet; pocketpool; pringledingle; roundballclassic; searscatalog; spanky
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To: svcw
You got it wrong...they are taking him to the library then charging him with masturbation...I think...
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posted on
04/02/2008 5:46:56 PM PDT
by
RedRightReturn
(Do you know how to catch wild pigs?)
To: Perdogg
LOL! But that’s okay, the ALA (American Library Association) will tell you he was really using the institution just as Carnegie had always wanted it to be used, and if you don’t like it, why you’re just a fuddy-duddy, unable to understand the demands of modern librarianship. One of which is apparently to keep a towel on hand at all times. Yuck.
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posted on
04/02/2008 5:51:21 PM PDT
by
livius
To: svcw
This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or, maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld. Maybe that's how you get your kicks, you and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for you, joy-boy: Party time is over. You got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week.
To: Perdogg
This activity is not limited to basketball players. There was a judge in Oklahoma City that used his sex toys while hearing cases.
Go Tigers!
To: Perdogg
He Shot...he didn’t score.
To: Coldwater Creek
To: Perdogg
Stanley *PRINGLE*??
"Once you pop, the fun don't stop."
*STANLEY* Pringle?
As in Stanley Tools?
"Stanley, we want to help you do yourself right!"
Cheers!
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posted on
04/02/2008 9:06:40 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Perdogg
The article said he was the point guard.
Maybe he resorted to this since he couldn't get any penetration.
Cheers!
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posted on
04/02/2008 9:08:09 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: kingattax
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posted on
04/02/2008 9:08:28 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: politicalwit
Three-point shot at the buzzer!
Cheers!
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posted on
04/02/2008 9:08:57 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Perdogg
Stan, that’s not Wite-Out.
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posted on
04/02/2008 9:09:33 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Perdogg
All the "bookmakers" will no doubt be interested.
Besides, did he "beat" the point spread?
Cheers!
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posted on
04/02/2008 9:10:24 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: svcw
Well, *someone* called a foul.
Cheers!
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posted on
04/02/2008 9:10:50 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Perdogg
Inmate #1: "What're you in fer, kid?"
Inmate #2: "Murder. You?"
Inmate #1: "Armed robbery and assault. How about you, kid?"
Inmate #3: "Playing with myself in a public library. Thug life, yo."
Inmate #1 (edging away): "It's cool, man. Don't want no trouble..."
To: Perdogg
Penn State? More like State Pen!
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posted on
04/02/2008 9:22:35 PM PDT
by
L.N. Smithee
(Obama for President -- P.T. Barnum, Manager; H.L. Mencken,Treasurer)
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posted on
04/02/2008 9:28:20 PM PDT
by
Pylon
(Remember boys, flies spread disease, so keep yours closed.)
To: Perdogg
Police said Pringle, the team's point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating.All jokes aside, this is disgusting. This may have been the second time Pringle's done this, according to the article; a description of someone looking like Pringle was given in a previous incident.
It may be fortunate for all parties involved that Pringle was caught while just jerking. As a University of San Francisco fan, I remember all too well the sad story of Quintin Dailey, who (allegedly) raped a nursing student in her dorm room. He went on to have a mediocre NBA career, but the USF basketball program -- which had some booster problems as well -- was shut down by the school's then-President.
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posted on
04/02/2008 9:45:37 PM PDT
by
L.N. Smithee
(Obama for President -- P.T. Barnum, Manager; H.L. Mencken,Treasurer)
To: stylecouncilor
To: Perdogg; AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; ...
I couldn’t come up with a brilliant comment to match these, and failed to find an online image of the card catalog scene in “Ghostbusters”...
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posted on
04/03/2008 10:14:36 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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To: Perdogg
I saw this yesterday...not sure what to say. “Yuck” is probably the best descriptor.
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