Toys "R" Us Carries Lower Back Tattoo Stickers Perfect For Your Trampy Kid

The Consumerist ^ | March 31, 2008 | we are curmudgeons

[bamahead]

Got a trampy little kid that isn't quite ready to get inked? No problem. Toys "R" Us has lower-back tattoo stickers for little miss thing.

We like how they're right next to the Hannah Montana and Minnie Mouse stickers.

[Ann Archy]

Yes Newbie...Tattoos are for trailer parks.

[najida]

OK,
So you’re saying I’m a slut and all my friends are sluts?

OK, fine.

I won’t post what I think you are then. I have better manners (golly, a slut with manners, who wudda thunk it ;) )

[envisio]

“””Yes Newbie...Tattoos are for trailer parks.”””

Thats funny.

[najida]

Actually, I am-— If you’ve read all my posts, I’m getting a full back mural.

And I’ve also had a few freepers send me pictures of their tats and back murals. Seems there are a lot of ‘evil’ back slut like males and females around here.

And like I said in other posts-—if I walked into a cafe’ and the muraled posters at one table and the “Tats are sluts!” posters were at another, I know who’d I’d enjoy being around. Who’d actually discuss topics and not people.

Want us to leave FR so your forum will be nice, clean and tidy?? (not that we will, just checking)

[Tax-chick]

Now that is COOL!

[najida]

I used to live in a trailer-—and I saved and built my house.

I wonder how many Freepers live in trailers?

[Andonius_99]

Thank you! :)

[envisio]

Hey Naj,
Next time you do something....make sure you call AA to ask if it is OK.

I have an idea....instead of calling everytime, why don’t we just ask AA for a list of what a perfect person should do everyday. Then we can be perfect, just like AA!!

Hey Ann,
Just because you been here since the place opened doesn’t mean that you can go calling people, their wives, mothers, and daughters sluts because the do something YOU don’t like. Thats YOUR opinion. God is the only one that can judge them and being a longtime member on an internet forum does not make you God.

There is a difference between having a bit more freedom to speak due to seniority, and being just plain rude.

[Pylon]

When are women going to realize how tacky, slutty and pathetic having those lower back tattoos are.

Only thing they should have there is a cupholder.

Sorry, haven't slept all night.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

NO ONE with CLASS has a TATTOO....UNLESS they are a military man that got them 40 years ago!

Actually, no one with class would make such a silly blanket statement as to disparage a whole group of people about which that person knows nothing except for the very superficial.

[Tax-chick]

Tattoos are not my thing, personally (also, I swore a blood oath to my mother that I would never get one). But cool is cool.

[najida]

I’ve never ever ever met someone who got a lower back tattoo that even thought of it as a sexual thing.

However, like some sleezy geezers I knew who thought girls wearing pants were doing it show off their “hoo hoo”s (this was in the 70’s when pants were first allowed in schools).... I see the same mentality behind those who see every lower back tat as “she’s goin’ for sex” when really, she was going for pretty.

The issue is how and when and why it’s displayed.

[najida]

You know and I know that hell would be living in that world. Just as soon as we thought it was narrow enough, it’d get just a little narrower.

[najida]

See! You’d be sitting at my table!

BTW, I didn’t get mine until I turned 50. That was after umpteen years of admiring others, thinking they were cool but also battling with the ‘Well, what would a ‘good’ person do’.

Then I realized that the folks I knew who had tats or at least liked tats were good people, and far more bright, warm, open, creative and interesting that the ‘tats are sluts’ crowd.

Besides, no one sees it unless I dance. And then they have to be looking very very hard because it’s usually covered by all the jangles and crap.

[Tax-chick]

Blood oaths never expire :-). It’s too late to be a teenage mother, if I was gonna, but I can never ride a motorcycle, be a police officer, or work for the CIA. (Anoreth is considering the latter three, but she doesn’t like needles, after years of daily growth hormone shots.)

In my opinion, a person who’s trashy is trashy with or without tattoos, and a person who’s not is not, and so on.

[Pylon]

I have seen that 98% of all strippers seem to have them.

I mean, I HEARD that about the strippers.

[najida]

And about 100% of the ATS dancers I know have them. But they are the farthest removed group from strippers I know. Believe me, just imply it and you’ll be missing a body part in 2 seconds.

I mean, strippers also have boob jobs, frosted hair, wild colored painted toe nails, wear spike heels, wear ankle bracelets, waist chains, brazilian waxes, acrylic finger nails, have multiple ear piercings (and others), wear thongs etc etc etc....

And lots of just regular women do too. The biggest thing I dislike about strippers is their posture and “look at my crotch” dance technique. Otherwise, we’d all go crazy trying ‘not to do anything at all’ like a stripper.

I mean, golly, then I’d be my tag line!!!

[Wallace T.]

The tattoo craze started in the Goth and punk subcultures 15-20 years ago. The fact that middle income and better suburbanites and blue collar types sport them is not unlike what happened with hippie attire in the 1970s. What was fashionable in Haight Asbury in the late 1960s spread to places like Bel Air and Bakersfield a few years later. However, you can always cut long hair, shave off a beard, or buy different clothing when the style becomes unpopular. Tattoos are difficult and expensive to remove.

[najida]

I lub you :)