Love the Telegraph - they aren't afraid of a little April Fool's joke.
1 posted on
03/31/2008 6:14:55 PM PDT by
relictele
To: relictele
Oh no, it has already begun.
I may as well read scrappleface instead of news for the next day and a half.
2 posted on
03/31/2008 6:25:02 PM PDT by
dan1123
(If you want to find a person's true religion, ask them what makes them a "good person".)
To: relictele; shhrubbery!; Watery Tart
The programme is being presented by ex-Monty Python star Terry Jones, who said: "There's a penguin on the telly."
3 posted on
03/31/2008 6:31:30 PM PDT by
Charles Henrickson
(No, no, no, I didn't mean what's on the television set, I meant what programme.)
To: relictele
penguins flying What's their wing-speed velocity?
To: relictele
6 posted on
03/31/2008 6:38:28 PM PDT by
matt1234
To: relictele
7 posted on
03/31/2008 6:42:41 PM PDT by
papasmurf
(WWOD? (What Would Obama Do?))
To: blam; StayAt HomeMother; Ernest_at_the_Beach; 1ofmanyfree; 24Karet; 3AngelaD; 49th; ...
8 posted on
03/31/2008 6:55:55 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_____________________Profile updated Saturday, March 29, 2008)
To: relictele
They don’t fly so much as plummet....
To: relictele
The prnguin farted and Gore lit it when the reporter wasn’t looking and a penguin rocket was born.
11 posted on
03/31/2008 7:07:55 PM PDT by
dalereed
(both)
To: relictele; MotleyGirl70
16 posted on
03/31/2008 9:29:22 PM PDT by
JRios1968
("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"—Ronald Reagan)
To: relictele
“As God is my witness, I thought penguins could fly.”
~Arthur Carlson, WKRP CEO
After the April 1st, 2008 “Penguin Drop Promotion”
18 posted on
04/01/2008 12:38:02 AM PDT by
FreedomCalls
(Texas: "We close at five.")
To: relictele
Of course they can...
19 posted on
04/01/2008 1:24:08 AM PDT by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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