Posted on 03/28/2008 3:09:03 PM PDT by kingattax
Anonymous Tip Led Police To Arrest
BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.
According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.
During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.
Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said
Don’t count on it. I’m sure the tables “friends” are taking care of the bench as we speak.
Insert rod (20)
into hole (16)
YEEEHAAAAA!!!!
Can't say he didn't follow the directions.
Ethan Allen Table = $4,000 Escort fit for politicians
Do you have the Cautions and Warnings that they always print at the beginning of the manual? I’m just wondering if they covered this particular abuse of their product.
Look at him smile, It must have been a nice piece of ash.
Holy crapola, you just “discovered” his defense!!!! Wait a minute....are you part of the dream team?
Makes you read some of the customer comments in a hole new light.....
# Everything came as promised. Great product
N.T. - Waterloo, NE
# THANKS, LOVE OUR TABLE!
C.T. - Flushing, NY
I will never-ever be able to assemble anything again without thinking of this damned thread.
arthur told the cops, “it depends on what ‘is’ is “
Tab A, Slot B...man, I’m gonna get banned...
Whew, thought I paid too much for my table! Oh wait....does that make me a snob now?
lol
Now which is the biggest pervert, the one doing it are the one filming???
Table made in Malaysia make you mail order customer.
Some people frequent adult novelty shops, this guy frequents Ethan Allen.
Well there no accounting for taste I guess
Here she is having group sex.
And to think that for all this time when I saw people lying on tables in the park I thought they were sleeping or sunbathing. This just shows how naive I have been.
You forgot to mention though that she's tied up. Look closely)
You made me laugh so hard I almost upchucked my dinner! LOL
LOL!
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