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Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat
FoxNews ^
| 27 March 2008
| News.com.au
Posted on 03/27/2008 11:09:39 AM PDT by batter
SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".
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Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.
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KEYWORDS: alcohol; australia; drunkandstupid; newzealand; wombat
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alcohol played a large role Crikey! Ya think?!
Hopefully they guy will figure out it's time to get some help.
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posted on
03/27/2008 11:09:39 AM PDT
by
batter
To: batter
Is this another Hillary Clinton story?
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posted on
03/27/2008 11:10:58 AM PDT
by
TommyDale
(I) Never forget the Republicans who voted for illegal immigrant amnesty in 2007!)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/27/2008 11:11:07 AM PDT
by
Squawk 8888
(TSA and DHS are jobs programs for people who are not smart enough to flip burgers)
To: batter
The alleged perp:
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posted on
03/27/2008 11:11:55 AM PDT
by
batter
("Always take the offensive...Never Dig in." - Gen Patton)
To: 75thOVI; Abathar; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; aMorePerfectUnion; andie74; Andy'smom; ..
To: batter
The alleged perp:
(Note to self: preview is your friend)
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posted on
03/27/2008 11:13:03 AM PDT
by
batter
("Always take the offensive...Never Dig in." - Gen Patton)
To: batter
>>Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose.<<
Most of the girls I dated would be in jail...
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posted on
03/27/2008 11:13:51 AM PDT
by
gondramB
(Preach the Gospel at all times, and when necessary, use words.)
To: TommyDale
>Is this another Hillary Clinton story?
That will depend on
if the man or the wombat
now die an odd death . . .
To: batter
Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life. Ah! That'll do it.
To: Larry Lucido; RepoGirl; MotleyGirl70
Raped-by-a-wombat ping!
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.
LOL, I love that. Alcohol didn't just play a large role in the incident, but in his life.
To: batter
Wombats are nasty critters Lol!
I think this guy was driking more then alcohol
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posted on
03/27/2008 11:15:35 AM PDT
by
Charlespg
(Peace= When we trod the ruins of Mecca and Medina under our infidel boots.)
To: martin_fierro; All
In other news:
The Australian military has instituted a "don't ask, don't tell" policy regarding recruits' personal sexual activities.
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posted on
03/27/2008 11:16:00 AM PDT
by
batter
("Always take the offensive...Never Dig in." - Gen Patton)
To: batter
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posted on
03/27/2008 11:16:07 AM PDT
by
SkyPilot
("I wasn't in church during the time when the statements were made.")
To: SkyPilot
Who? The wombat, or the drunk?
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posted on
03/27/2008 11:17:11 AM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: ArrogantBustard
Depends: was the wombat female?
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posted on
03/27/2008 11:18:36 AM PDT
by
batter
("Always take the offensive...Never Dig in." - Gen Patton)
To: batter
This wombat rape happens more than you think. here is another victim.
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posted on
03/27/2008 11:19:18 AM PDT
by
Holicheese
(Hillary deserves the CMoH for her time in Tuzla!)
To: batter
he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian"."Mate? Mate? Mate?"
To: batter
An easier way to get to speak Australian would be drinking Fosters. But then, it sounds like he may have been taking that path too.
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posted on
03/27/2008 11:19:52 AM PDT
by
colorado tanker
(Number nine, number nine, number nine . . .)
To: batter
Then you gotcher feller who claims he was buggered by
BIGFOOT as a kid. Heckuva day when my sex life seems normal by comparison.
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