To: reagan_fanatic; OESY; Thrownatbirth; Lady Jag; ShorelineMike; dead; Lucky9teen; PBRSTREETGANG; ...
Caption Nancy Pelosi and the Dalai Lama *PING*
To: redstates4ever
"The Chinese police have made a miscalculation on your sentencing and you are to return to Tibet."
To: redstates4ever
the english language is sadly inadequate to accurately caption a weibchen like pelosi
5 posted on
03/24/2008 11:14:36 AM PDT by
kingattax
(99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
To: redstates4ever
"Oooohh...it vibrates....!!!"
6 posted on
03/24/2008 11:14:37 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive & forget; the wise forgive but don't forget)
To: redstates4ever
San Fran Nan: "Ooooh, how did you know I needed a new rectal thermometer.
8 posted on
03/24/2008 11:20:44 AM PDT by
mass55th
To: redstates4ever
"Thank you so much for getting me Richard Gere's autograph. "
To: redstates4ever
What brand of creme rinse do you use? That smells soooo good!............
10 posted on
03/24/2008 11:23:07 AM PDT by
Red Badger
( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
To: Dialup Llama
To: redstates4ever
"What I am trying to say is that the High Priest of Global Warming cultists, none other
than Al Gore (I'm sure you all remember Big Al from the days when he would stalk
your monks) has sent me to you to collect contributions for this year's Democrat
run for the White House. You will not have to worry about an investigation since
we routinely destroy lists of donors that might embarrass either of us."
http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1997/09/04/thompson/hearings.main/ .
13 posted on
03/24/2008 11:37:28 AM PDT by
OESY
To: redstates4ever; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
Monk-y Faced.
To: redstates4ever
"Oh, saying your Rs is easy, you just go 'aaahhhhhhrrrrrr'..."
16 posted on
03/24/2008 11:43:24 AM PDT by
Theresawithanh
(McCain in 2008. Because our liberal is still better than both of theirs.)
To: redstates4ever
Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the presidential helicopter, Marine One, in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The marine on duty squared up, saluted and said in a very typical, sharp marine’s voice, “Nice pigs, sir.”
The president replied, “These are not pigs! These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.”
The marine squared up again, salutes and says in a very typical, sharp marine’s voice, “Excellent trade, sir.”
18 posted on
03/24/2008 11:49:29 AM PDT by
spotbust1
(Procrastinators of the world unite . . . . .tomorrow!!!)
To: redstates4ever
I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
21 posted on
03/24/2008 12:09:10 PM PDT by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: redstates4ever
Ok...this is buggin'; me. I know I've seen the blonde in the background before. Anyone know who it is?
22 posted on
03/24/2008 12:28:51 PM PDT by
econjack
(Some people are as dumb as soup.)
To: redstates4ever
"Your hooves are dirty, Madam Speaker. Shall I have my aides clean them for you?"
To: redstates4ever
She’s got some high water pants going on there.
27 posted on
03/24/2008 12:54:09 PM PDT by
beckysueb
(Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
To: redstates4ever
Before & After
36 posted on
03/24/2008 7:15:08 PM PDT by
swampdweller
(Live Free or Die Hard)
To: redstates4ever
On your deathbed, you shall have total consciousness.
38 posted on
03/25/2008 6:54:44 AM PDT by
Moonman62
(The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
To: redstates4ever
Pelosi: “Hmm... support Communism or support Marxism... I guess it depends who is in the room with me at the moment!”
39 posted on
04/19/2008 6:56:01 AM PDT by
Terriergal
("I am ashamed that women are so simple To offer war where they should kneel for peace," Shakespeare)
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