Caption Nancy Pelosi and the Dalai Lama

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[redstates4ever]

Caption Nancy Pelosi and the Dalai Lama *PING*

[Argus]

Well, it’s easy to see who wears the pants in this family.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

"The Chinese police have made a miscalculation on your sentencing and you are to return to Tibet."

[kingattax]

the english language is sadly inadequate to accurately caption a weibchen like pelosi

[Lucky9teen]

"Oooohh...it vibrates....!!!"

[Lokibob]

 

That Mango and Passionfruit shampoo sure has improved your scalp smell.

 

 

[mass55th]

San Fran Nan: "Ooooh, how did you know I needed a new rectal thermometer.

[TexasCajun]

"Thank you so much for getting me Richard Gere's autograph. "

[Red Badger]

What brand of creme rinse do you use? That smells soooo good!............

[N. Theknow]

Well, I'm afraid we took the last three sanitary toilet seat covers but you can have this wonderful bed pan.

[martin_fierro]

Ping

[OESY]

"What I am trying to say is that the High Priest of Global Warming cultists, none other
than Al Gore (I'm sure you all remember Big Al from the days when he would stalk
your monks) has sent me to you to collect contributions for this year's Democrat
run for the White House. You will not have to worry about an investigation since
we routinely destroy lists of donors that might embarrass either of us."

http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1997/09/04/thompson/hearings.main/

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[martin_fierro]

Monk-y Faced.

[MeanWestTexan]

"We have for you a month-long supply of the finest Tibetian botox."

[Theresawithanh]

"Oh, saying your Rs is easy, you just go 'aaahhhhhhrrrrrr'..."

[Palladin]

"Thank you for this excellent meat thermometer, which will help us determine the Democratic nominee for President.

At Denver, I will stick it in Hillary, and then Obama, to see which one of them is done!"

[spotbust1]

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the presidential helicopter, Marine One, in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The marine on duty squared up, saluted and said in a very typical, sharp marine’s voice, “Nice pigs, sir.”

The president replied, “These are not pigs! These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.”

The marine squared up again, salutes and says in a very typical, sharp marine’s voice, “Excellent trade, sir.”

[redstates4ever]

LOL

[mass55th]

LOL!!! That’s great!!