Posted on 03/12/2008 5:48:28 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
They Never Even Recouped Their Aqua Net Expenses
#20 As grunge dawns, one label bets on hair metal
In 1989, with hair metal reaching its zenith, the A&R department at MCA Records finally decided to get in on the actby tossing a rumored $1 million at L.A. band Pretty Boy Floyd, who at the time had played only eight shows. The bands debut, Leather Boyz With Electric Toyz, peaked at No. 130 on the Billboard charts, and the Floyd blew another mil or so of MCAs money before the label finally dropped them in 1991
right around the time the suits blew a chance to sign a fledgling Seattle outfit called Nirvana.
Unintended consequence Around 1992, the Sunset Strip pizza-delivery scene gets a fresh infusion of talent.
The Vinyl Solution
#19 The industry kills the singleand begins its own slow demise
In the early 80s, the music industry began to phase out vinyl singles in favor of cassettes and later, CDs. Then, since it costs the same to manufacture a CD single as a full album, they ditched the format almost altogether. But they forgot that singles were how fans got into the music-buying habit before they had enough money to spend on albums. The end result? Kids who expect music for free. Greed to force consumers to buy an album [resulted] in the loss of an entire generation of record consumers, says Billboard charts expert Joel Whitburn. People who could only afford to buy their favorite hit of the week were told it wasnt available as a single. Instead, they stopped going to record shops and turned their attention to illegally downloading songs.
Unintended consequence The Eagles still top the album charts.
Come Back, Kid
#18 BMG dumps Clive Davis, begs him to return
In 2000, when company retirement policy deemed Clive Davis too old to run Arista, the label hed founded 25 years earlier, he was pushed out the door in favor of Antonio L.A. Reid. After loud public complaints from artists including Whitney Houston and Carlos Santana, parent company BMG was shamed into giving Davis a nice going-away presenthis own label, J Records, along with a $150 million bankroll. Ironically, while J spawned hits from Alicia Keys, Luther Vandross and Rod Stewart, Arista reportedly chalked up hundreds of millions in losses. In 2002, BMG forked over another $50 million to buy J, then two years later ousted Reid and hired a new CEO of BMG North America: an ambitious young turk named Clive Davis
Unintended consequence Rod Stewarts The Great American Songbook, Volumes I-IV
Dim Bulb
#17 Thomas Edison disses jazz, industry standards
Americas most famous inventor, and the creator of the phonograph, also had his own record label: National Phonograph Company, later Edison Records. Naturally, it was the biggest one around at first but made two fatal errors. One was that Edison Records worked only on Edisons players, while other manufacturers conformed to the industry standard and worked interchangeably. The other was that Edison let his personal taste govern Edison releasesand he hated jazz: I always play jazz records backwards, he sniffed. They sound better that way. So after releasing the worlds first jazz recordingCollins and Harlans That Funny Jas Band From Dixielandthe company spurned the craze in favor of waltzes and foxtrots. Edison Records folded in October 1929.
Unintended consequence Edison adds tin-eared A&R to his list of inventions.
Double Jeopardy
#16 Warner pays for Wilco record twice
When Wilco handed over their album Yankee Hotel Foxtrot to Reprise in June 2001, acting label boss David Kahnebest known for producing Sugar Ray albumsreportedly thought it was so bad it would kill Wilcos career. The band refused to make changes, so Reprise handed them their walking papersand the masters to the album. A few months later, Wilco signed with Nonesuch, which, like Reprise, was a subsidiary of AOL Time Warner, meaning that after shelling out roughly $300,000 to make YHF in the first place, the corporation was now paying for it again. The record remains Wilcos best seller to date.
Unintended consequence Jeff Tweedys poetry collection is published in 2004.
sold a whopping 378 copies, putting the labels investment somewhere in the order of $5,820 per copy sold. Last seen, Hennessy had resurfacedstill looking for her big breakon season seven of American Idol.
Unintended consequence Sausage spokesmodel proves a less embarrassing resumé entry than expected.
Always Read The Fine
Oh, Never Mind
#14 Stax Records unintentionally gives away the store
Soul fans can credit Memphiss Stax Records for classic hits by Otis Redding, Sam & Dave and Booker T & the M.G.sbut the real winner was Atlantic. In 1960, Atlantic partner Jerry Wexler liked one of Staxs first releases enough to pay label president Jim Stewart $1,000 to lease it, and Atlantic soon contracted to market and distribute all Stax releases. Seven years later, with Stax reeling from Reddings death, Stewart finally took a close look at the Atlantic contract and discovered hed been bamboozled: Contrary to industry practice, Atlantic became the owner of any Stax release it handled. Stax had signed away its catalogue and future.
Unintended consequence Bob Dole flips Soul Man into Dole Man during his 96 presidential campaign.
The Last Of The Mega-Deals
#13 One labels big spending single-handedly ends alt-rock boom
In 1996, Warner Bros. signed R.E.M. to a five-album contract for a reported $80 million. It was the most costly record deal in history and elicited one of the lowest returns. Warner needed R.E.M. to sell at least 3 million copies of all five records to come out in the black, but sleepy folk-rock albums like 1998s Up moved a fifth of that. The execs went further into the hole by allowing R.E.M. to keep the masters of all their Warner releases, forfeiting future revenues generated by the bands popular 80s and early-90s discs. No one knows how much the label lostbut the debacle brought to a close an era in which acts known for their integrity could score huge paydays.
Unintended consequence Warner executives still hoping Daysleeper makes it on to The Hills soundtrack.
Axl Grease
#12 Geffen pumps millions into (the nonexistent) Chinese Democracy
Ten years ago, Guns N Roses still looked like a good investmenttheyd gone platinum 32 times. So in 1998, Geffen Records could be forgiven for paying Axl Rose a million bucks to complete GNRs fifth album, promising a million more if he delivered it soon. (Rose had already spent four years working on the LP, losing every original bandmate in the process.) Beset by perfectionism, lack of focus and plain-old nuttiness, Rose never got that bonus million. But his label kept spending: In 2001, monthly expenses totaled $244,000. Four producers and a gazillion guitar overdubs later, the album is no closer to release. And Geffens in the red for $13 million.
Unintended consequence A frustrated Rose gets into a well-publicized fistfight
with
Tommy Hilfiger!
Just Be YourselfOr Else
#11 Geffen sues Neil Young for making unrepresentative music
At the dawn of the 80s, David Geffen signed Neil Young to his new record label, promising that commercial considerations would never get in the way of art. Young took this to heart, wandering so far off the reservation with albums like 1983s synth-driven Trans that Geffen filed a $3 million breach-of-contract suit: effectively charging the folk-rock icon with not making Neil Young records. Young filed a $21 million countersuit before settling out of court, but remained somewhat bemused by Geffens judgment: He didnt seem to comprehend how
uh, diverse my musical career had become, Young said.
Unintended consequence Youngs Happy House and Tejano albums remain on the shelf.
Whoa, Mama
#5 The RIAA sues a struggling single mom for digital piracy
n In the court of public opinion, its hard to find a more sympathetic defendant than a single mother of two, earning $36,000 a year. So what in the name of common decency was the Recording Industry Association of America thinking when it went after 30-year-old Jammie Thomas from Brainerd, Minnesota? The RIAA accused Thomas of using the P2P service Kazaa to illegally share mp3 files of 24 songs, including Journeys Dont Stop Believin, the Goo Goo Dolls Iris and Destinys Childs Bills, Bills, Bills. Thomas pleaded not guilty, blaming the shared files on mistaken identity, but last October a jury disagreed and fined her $222,000. That breaks down to a whopping $9,250 per songmore than six times her annual salary. At press time, Thomas was planning an appeal.
Unintended consequence The nations toddlers and fluffy kittens rush to erase their hard drives.
Pay (Somebody Else) To Play
#4 Indie promoters take the major labels to the cleaners
After the payola scandals of the 50s, the government barred record labels from paying radio stations to play records. The solution: set up middlemen to do the dirty work! Independent promoters represented the labels interests to radio programmers, creating a massive cash flow of corruption. Even a mid-size hit could cost $700,000 in promo expensescash, vacations, drugs and other illicit rewards for mustachioed DJsand labels ended up paying to get airplay for huge artists the stations would have spun anyway. A lot of coked-up DJs got nice tans, while the labels spent unnecessary millions and covered their balance sheets in bloody red.
Unintended consequence Colombian GDP spikes each time Mariah Carey releases a single.
Detroit At a Discount
#3 Motown sells for a pittance
In 1988 Berry Gordy Jr., reportedly losing millions of dollars on the label he had founded decades earlier, sold Motown and its incomparable back catalogue to MCA and investment company Boston Ventures for $60 million. How bad was that price? The next year, Herb Alpert and Jerry Moss sold their A&M Records to PolyGram for roughly $500 million. In 1990, David Geffen got about $700 million for Geffen Records and in 92, Richard Branson unloaded Virgin Records to EMI for $960 million. And five years after buying Motown, Boston Ventures cashed out, selling the label to PolyGram for $325 milliona return of more than 500 percent.
Unintended consequence The Motown Atlantic airline, and Berrys career as a trans-global balloonist, have yet to materialize.
Tomorrow Never Knows
#2 Decca Records A&R exec tells Fab Four, No, thanks
Dick Rowe was not the only record-label executive who passed on the Beatles in the early 60s, but he was the only one who brushed off their manager, Brian Epstein, with the astute prediction that: Groups with guitars are on their way out. Epstein begged Rowe to reconsider, so Rowe hopped a train to Liverpool to check out the band live. When he arrived at the Cavern, he found a mob of kids trying to force their way into the club in the pouring rain. Annoyed, he smoked a cigarette, went home and signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.
Unintended consequence The Monkees
THE BIGGEST RECORD-COMPANY SCREWUP OF ALL TIME
#1 Major labels squash Napster
Shawn Fannings file-sharing service attracted tens of millions of users, but instead of trying to find a way to capitalize on it, the Recording Industry Association of America rejected Napsters billion-dollar settlement offer and sued it out of existence in 2001. Napsters users didnt just disappear. They scattered to hundreds of alternative systemsand new technology has stayed three steps ahead of the music business ever since. The labels campaign to stop their music from being acquired for free across the Internet has been like trying to cork a hurricaneupward of a billion files are swapped every month on peer-to-peer networks. Since Napster closed, theres been no decline in the rate of online piracy, says Eric Garland of media analysts BigChampagne, who logged users of son-of-Napster peer-to-peer networks more than doubling between 2002 and 2007. And that figure doubles again if you count BitTorrent.
Unintended consequence Your grandmother deciding to trade up from that dial-up connection
I never understood R.E.M.s popularity. I received their CD Out of Time as a gift and I ended up re-gifting it to someone who was a big fan of theirs.
Win-win situation for all : )
Regarding #12 — have any of the songs from GNR’s (or really Axl Rose’s) unfinished Chinese Democracy ever surfaced? It’d be interesting to hear what they sound like.
Saaay, that’s the gal stuck on the can for two years!!!
Actually, REM were a pretty cool group until Michael Stipe stopped mumbling (on the Green album) and we could understand the sap coming out of his mouth.
BUMP!
Best I could do for ya right now.
I liked IRS. The others, medium.
How about the dummies who sold the rights to issue any back catalog album on vinyl to Scorpio for nearly nothing?
Now Scorpio is selling more vinyl copies than they are selling CDs.
The all time biggest screw up was when Meat Loaf’s major label gave him a pass on “Bat Out of Hell.” He put it out on a no name label — I’m sure his royalties were stunning.
As a lifelong Beatles fan who attends BeatleFest regularly and knows a bit about their history; The 'unintended consequense' of Dick Rowe's rejection by Decca allowed Epstein to pursue another record company, one Parlophone, run by a 'mad scientist' kinda guy named George Martin ... and we all know how that association turned out :)
My guess is that had Rowe's Decca signed The Beatles to a chincy contract and been allowed to tinker with (and interfere with) the 'chemistry' of the group, that BeatleMania may have never even happened, that they might have had a couple of successful singles in England, and that would have been about the end of it.
George Martin allowed the Beatles to florish on their own, to maintain their own identity, while offering his own excellent production techniques to the mix.
Sometimes a major setback is really a blessing in disguise, and IMO, Decca rejecting The Beatles is one of them.
And the rest ... is history :)
MM
Wow! 10 years for that?, Hmmm
Interesting! Thanks for posting!
That was kind of my thought.
I wonder what Axle is doing now? You always wonder what happens to rockers once their time in the spotlight is finished. In his case, since GNR had so many hits that still get regular radio play, he's probably living pretty well off royalties.
George Martin was the REAL Fifth Beatle, NOT Clarence Williams. ;-)
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As an 18 year old boy I was in awe of the sheer power of “Bat Out Of Hell.” I now have it on my iPod and listen to it a pacing music for my cardio-workouts.
My 16 year old has it on her iPod as well, thinks is the coolest thing ever.
GNR did put another album out during that time, but it was all mostly cover songs and many bad at that.
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