[Charles Henrickson]

I made a suggestion to Charles Henrickson for an Eliot Spitzer song parody.

Here it is, PJ--not the idea you suggested, but one I came up with on my own. Click and sing, everyone!

PROSTITUTIN' SPITZ
Tune: "Puttin' on the Ritz"

If you're guv
And wish you knew
Where to get love
Why don't you do
Like hypocrites
Prostitutin' Spitz

Girls with names
You find out after
Play their games
And soon you hafta
Call it quits
Prostitutin' Spitz

Hooked up with a thousand-dollar hooker
Now you're stuck inside the pressure cooker
Lookin' snookered

Call-girl tricks
Of pure excitement
Pay for kicks
With your indictment
Paging Fitz
Prosecutin' Spitz

Have you seen the prostitute
Chargin' high and lookin' cute
You're a famous VIP
Now we write your RIP
Phone calls
And wiretapping
Net falls
It's you they're trapping
Spendin' lots of cash
For a thrill and a rash

If you're guv
And wish you knew
Where to get love
Why don't you do
Like hypocrites
Prostitutin' Spitz

Girls with names
You find out after
Play their games
And soon you hafta
Call it quits
Prostitutin' Spitz

Hooked up with a thousand-dollar hooker
Now you're stuck inside the pressure cooker
Lookin' snookered

Call-girl tricks
Of pure excitement
Pay for kicks
With your indictment
Paging Fitz
Prosecutin' Spitz

(Wiretapdancing)

Hooked up with a thousand-dollar hooker
Now you're stuck inside the pressure cooker
Lookin' snookered

If you're guv
And wish you knew
Where to get love
Why don't you do
Like hypocrites
Prostitutin' Spitz
Prostitutin' Spitz
Prostitutin' Spitz
Prostitutin' Spitz

[Slings and Arrows]

I am in awe. You are the Weird Al of conservatism.

[Paul Heinzman]

Yet another instant classic, Charles. If Rush doesn’t go for “Ebony and Ovary,” I don’t know how he could pass this one up.

[mcar]

Liked this one the best; Very good!

You're a famous VIP
Now we write your RIP
lol

[kevkrom]

(Wiretapdancing)

LOL!

[bcsco]

Geez, now I have to get my dvd out and watch Young Frankenstein; at least the show part for Puttin’ On The Ritz.

Wow! Great parody!!

[GlennBeck08]

Brilliant as usual.

[AmericanInTokyo]

Wait till someone puts that to music and sings it and Rush Limbaugh PLAYS IT.

Copyright it!! :-)

[tiredoflaundry]

bravo!

[Tijeras_Slim]

We’re not worthy!
We’re not worthy!
We’re not worthy!

[Grampa Dave]

[Mr. Silverback]

Dying laughing! Send help!

(Seriously, I lost it when I got to “Paging Fitz.”)

[epow]

I can’t remember the tune to that old song, but your lyrics are inspired. Great job pastor.

[martin_fierro]

** golf clap **

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

Pure genius!!!!!