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Eliot Spitzer Joke Thread
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| March 10, 2008
| PJ-Comix
Posted on 03/10/2008 6:03:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
The Eliot Spitzer prostitution ring scandal is the PERFECT situation for jokes. I am sure there will be a plethora of such jokes. Therefore please post on this thread all Eliot Spitzer jokes that you hear. Let this be the Eliot Spitzer Joke Resource Center. Oh, and don't forget to post any such jokes made by comedians.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 9; bimboeruption; client69; client9; eliotspitzer; groan; jokes; spitzer; swallows
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To: Charles Henrickson
To: PJ-Comix
82
posted on
03/11/2008 5:22:07 AM PDT
by
johnny7
To: Roses0508
They (Unum Provident) just helped me out (I was on medical leave for 6 weeks).
83
posted on
03/11/2008 5:37:12 AM PDT
by
jurroppi1
(Some, though, find his rantics off-Pitting. FR's Charles Henrickson Re: William Rivers Pitt 02-28-08)
To: Charles Henrickson
Wait till someone puts that to music and sings it and Rush Limbaugh PLAYS IT.
Copyright it!! :-)
84
posted on
03/11/2008 5:52:16 AM PDT
by
AmericanInTokyo
(The GOP serves a huge cr*p sandwich every 4 years to Conservatives, & sez "shut up!, no choice!")
To: Charles Henrickson
85
posted on
03/11/2008 6:19:38 AM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(You don't hafta call me Hussein, you can call me Insane............)
To: Charles Henrickson
We’re not worthy!
We’re not worthy!
We’re not worthy!
To: Charles Henrickson
87
posted on
03/11/2008 6:30:21 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
("Ron Paul and his flaming antiwar spam monkeys can Kiss my Ass!!"- Jim Robinson, Sept, 30, 2007)
To: Old Sarge
When they asked the Governor why he felt the need to seek high-priced companionship, he said only... “It’s my wife. She’s a Spitzer, not a swallower”.
88
posted on
03/11/2008 6:31:07 AM PDT
by
Notary Sojac
("John Mc Cain here. I'm not a conservative, but I play one on TV...")
To: flaglady47
Great. That will be the preamble of the cartoon collage on Spritzer, I’m collecting.
89
posted on
03/11/2008 6:34:34 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
("Ron Paul and his flaming antiwar spam monkeys can Kiss my Ass!!"- Jim Robinson, Sept, 30, 2007)
To: PJ-Comix
90
posted on
03/11/2008 6:36:59 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
To: PJ-Comix
Maybe his wife decided she’d rather spitzer than swallow...
91
posted on
03/11/2008 6:49:05 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
(Bill Clinton: HILLARY!'s other big ass)
To: Charles Henrickson
Dying laughing! Send help!
(Seriously, I lost it when I got to “Paging Fitz.”)
92
posted on
03/11/2008 7:19:01 AM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(It is not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
To: PJ-Comix
Elliot suffers from inadequacy and has to pay for it because he has a cocktail weeny.
93
posted on
03/11/2008 7:20:20 AM PDT
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: bannie
All of that money...and all of the time and calculations of many just to let some weenie put it in some used slot-for hire. I'm either too old or too female to get it. Nah, because I don't get it either. I saw his wife at the press conference and said to my wife, "It's not like his wife weighs 400 pounds, this twit couldn't go home and make love to his wife and pretend she was some smoking hot hooker and save himself severaal grand?"
Looks like "little Eliot" was in charge of his life.
94
posted on
03/11/2008 7:28:04 AM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(It is not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
To: Charles Henrickson
I can’t remember the tune to that old song, but your lyrics are inspired. Great job pastor.
95
posted on
03/11/2008 7:33:16 AM PDT
by
epow
(The scriptures teach that rulers should be men who rule in the fear of God, - Noah Webster,1823)
To: ResponseAbility
96
posted on
03/11/2008 7:42:38 AM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(It is not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
To: epow
I cant remember the tune to that old song Click the link for the tune I put there under the title and you'll hear it.
To: PJ-Comix
"Eliot, you've been a dirty, nasty, naughty boy."
98
posted on
03/11/2008 7:56:17 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(11+7+15=3 Heismans)
To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
To: PJ-Comix
100
posted on
03/11/2008 8:22:47 AM PDT
by
TornadoAlley3
(Everytime McCain reaches out to conservatives, conservatives get poked in the eye.)
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