OH NO! That's just awful...what a waste!
(Ono...get it? "snicker")
Here's another to replace it :-)
Cheers! :-)
Posted on 03/06/2008 6:09:45 PM PST by SolitaryMan
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
Why no, ossifer, I was not under the alcofluence of incohol!
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Thanks to all for the great fun!
Goonevnin ocifer, I’m not as think as you drunk I am. I’ve only had tee martoonies. Nod to wuwie, I hab all day sober to sunday up.
How To Cook A Turkey
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for hours
Step 14: Test the lurkey for numbness
Step 15: Take the oven out of the lurkey
Step 16: Floor the lurkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself nuther scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of
turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
(snork) I just laughed so hard nisky shot out of my wose.
1. You're the world's greatest lover.
2. You can whip anybody in the bar.
3. You are invisible.
4. You are bulletproof.
Fun thread all around, gonna fwd all these!
Must send to my boss!
Excellent!
How do you think I got it. LOL
OH NO! That's just awful...what a waste!
(Ono...get it? "snicker")
Here's another to replace it :-)
Cheers! :-)
I say cinnamon and cinema like thinammon and thinema to my wife and kids just to be funny, when I’m SOBER!
sandrat,, I drink mainly for the effect ,
Pinging for your contributions!
I think that came from Deano... :^)
. . ..it was the only exercise I got.
L O L
Osama, Obama just ask Ted.
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