I read a joke on FR awhile back:
A pregnant woman was in a car accident that left her in a coma. When she came to, she was told she had given birth to twins - one boy, one girl. The nurse told her that since she was in a coma, they asked the woman’s brother to name the babies.
“Oh no,” said the woman. “Bubba’s dumber than a box of rocks. He probably gave them really strange names. What did he name the baby girl?”
“Denise,” replied the nurse.
The woman was taken aback. “That’s a terrific name. Wow, maybe I underestimated good old Bubba. What did he name the boy?”
“Denephew.”
“Denephew.”
I suppose in some states the brother could have named the kids “Deson” and “Dedaughter.” (Ducking for cover)
I fell for that one. LOL!