Some Parents Regret Names Of Kids

KSAT.COM ^ | 03/05/2008

[cva66snipe]

There was a little boy and it was his first day in school. The teacher asked what is your name little boy? He said my name is Damit Jones. So they called the kids parents and that was indeed his name. The teachers and class got used to it. One day the principal walks in and the teacher wants to show off what the kids have learned. So the teacher asked a question and the little boy raised up his hand. The teacher said now you know you don’t know the answer the answer to that Damit. The principal said Ah Ms Jones what the He!! at least give him a chance.

[Arrowhead1952]

*sigh* What is it now, Two Dogs F-ing???

LOL.... Screaming Eagle or Running Deer is OK though.

Why you ask so many questions Two Dogs F------?

[endthematrix]

My son and daughter were named in honor of grandparents. Funny story, my niece supposedly wished to name her newborn after her great-grandmother, but was upset after being edged out by a cousin who had used the name. She had to use her second choice: the street of a MLB stadium. (Addison, Cubs fan) Heaven help us.

[null and void]

I know two Rolands. Both Witches, are you by chance, also a Wiccan?

[ctdonath2]

I always suggest “Zerubbabel” as a good, yet oddly unique, Biblical name.

[MrB]

How about that one that kinda sounds like “Gloria” -

Gonoria... or some such spelling.

[LTCJ]

My Grandmother worked as recording clerk at the county health department. She showed me the record of live birth for “Placenta Jones”. She tried her best to talk the mother out of it but she had overheard in the hospital and thought it would make a beautiful girl’s name.

[Abigail Adams]

I would think Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli might regret naming their son Wolfgang, aka Wolfie, LOL!

What gets me is all the girls named Kaylee, Kaleigh, Kayley, Kaili, Kaylie, etc., with so many different spellings for the same name. I have a niece with that name, and I can never remember how to spell it.

[kalee]

I have friends who had a bassett hound named Gaylord. They had two, Gaylord and Daisy.

[null and void]

shut you mouf!

[ctdonath2]

I knew a Sunny Skye Hazel. She did manage to live up to it (pretty, bubbly)...

[Larry Lucido]

If I ever have an unexpected child, it will be called Trojan if male, or Durex if a girl.

[najida]

HEY!
One of my favorite books has a guy named Chance in it! ;)

[MrB]

I thought that was “Shi’Thead”, pronounced Shih-Theed’.

[Fundamentally Fair]

/make it up as I go along

Maybe, but Latrina is not all that uncommon.

[null and void]

TroJan could be a girl..

[ctdonath2]

Knew a guy with middle name of “R”. That’s it, no abbreviation, nothing missing, just “R”.

[napscoordinator]

My old boss named his son Nine, but not the name nine but the number 9! It is probably the strangest thing I have heard with regards to names.

[Rightly Biased]

There was a thread a loooooong time ago about the most hated name in Us history and it seems Hillary was hated more than Adolph.

I’ll look for it maybe Google has it cached