Posted on 02/29/2008 5:00:01 AM PST by Lucky9teen
| You Are a Colon |
 You aren't concerned much with theories or dreams... only what's true or untrue. You are brilliant and incredibly learned. Anything you know is well researched. You like to make lists and sort through things step by step. You aren't subject to whim or emotions. Your friends see you as a constant source of knowledge and advice. (But they are a little sick of you being right all of the time!) You excel in: Leadership positions You get along best with: The Semi-Colon |
That does NOT look earthquake safe! LOL!
| You Are a Dash |
 You're often busy doing something interesting, and what you do changes quickly. You have many facets to your personality, and you connect them together well. You have a ton of interests. While some of them are a bit offbeat, they all tie together well. You friends rely on you to bring novelty and excitement to their lives. (And while you're the most interesting person they know, they can't help feeling like they don't know you well.) You excel in: Anything to do with money You get along best with: the Exclamation Point |
| You Are a Chocolate Chip Cookie |
 You're friendly and easy to get to know. This makes you very popular - without even trying! |
51? If so, IOTP!
| You Are a Dash |
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You're often busy doing something interesting, and what you do changes quickly. You have many facets to your personality, and you connect them together well. You have a ton of interests. While some of them are a bit offbeat, they all tie together well. You friends rely on you to bring novelty and excitement to their lives. (And while you're the most interesting person they know, they can't help feeling like they don't know you well.) You excel in: Anything to do with money You get along best with: the Exclamation Point |
I’m a colon, too. Does that mean we’re full of crap?
Elaine: And one more thing, you really think we need the exclamation point? Because, it’s not “Top of the Muffin *TO YOU!!!*”
| You Are a Fortune Cookie |
 People want to be around you (even when they're a little sick of you), in hopes of being lucky too! |
The Polite way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher, trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:
“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young
lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”
Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.”
The teacher responded by saying, “That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?”
Sherman said, “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I’ll be right back.”
“That’s better, but it’s still not v ery nice to say the word ‘bathroom’
at the dinner table.
And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?”
“I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, to whom I hope to introduce
to you after dinner.”
The teacher fainted
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