The Polite way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher, trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:
“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young
lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”
Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.”
The teacher responded by saying, “That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?”
Sherman said, “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I’ll be right back.”
“That’s better, but it’s still not v ery nice to say the word ‘bathroom’
at the dinner table.
And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?”
“I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, to whom I hope to introduce
to you after dinner.”
The teacher fainted
Hahaha.
TEN SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE TALIBAN
10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
8. You have more wives than teeth.
7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.
5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
4. You’ve never been ask ed, “Does this burka make my ass look big?”
3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
2. A common compliment is, “I love what you’ve done with your cave.”
And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban:
1. You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
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