Also, don't bend over naked... ;)
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To: Lucky9teen
18. Clean your gun. Whatever this is supposed to mean.
2 posted on
02/26/2008 11:30:51 AM PST by
SolidWood
(All conservative effort into retaking Congress!)
To: Lucky9teen
Wow - dumbest list I have ever seen.
21. Not pay attention to lists made by dumb women.
3 posted on
02/26/2008 11:31:28 AM PST by
The_Republican
(You know why Chelsea Clinton is so Ugly? Because Janet Reno is her Father! LOL! - Mac is Back!)
To: Lucky9teen
wait.. does she mean weapon or gun?
actually, i don’t care. if she can’t stand to see me clean either, she doesn’t belong around me.
4 posted on
02/26/2008 11:32:22 AM PST by
absolootezer0
(white male christian hetero married gun toting SUV driving motorcycle riding conservative smoker)
To: Lucky9teen
5 posted on
02/26/2008 11:32:29 AM PST by
CIDKauf
(No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.)
To: Lucky9teen
they didnt say anything about any body noises...they must be ok with that!
let ‘er rip, boys!
6 posted on
02/26/2008 11:32:39 AM PST by
Zeppelin
(Keep on FReepin' on...)
To: Lucky9teen
...actually, #4 goes both ways :)
To: shbox; Clam Digger; StarCMC; Shyla; najida; absolootezer0; nuke rocketeer; ...
9 posted on
02/26/2008 11:34:39 AM PST by
Lucky9teen
(Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?)
To: Lucky9teen
Clear your throat and launch a loogie...
11 posted on
02/26/2008 11:36:07 AM PST by
johnny7
("But that one on the far left... he had crazy eyes")
To: Lucky9teen
13 posted on
02/26/2008 11:37:15 AM PST by
1Old Pro
(I feel sooo calm, that I'll probably forget to vote for McLame.)
To: Larry Lucido; Cagey; MotleyGirl70; Gamecock; Rb ver. 2.0
14 posted on
02/26/2008 11:38:07 AM PST by
Mr. Brightside
( Ronald Reagan Would Back McCain - http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1970504/posts)
To: Lucky9teen
Good, “shut up b*tch! {slap}” is still ok.
17 posted on
02/26/2008 11:41:32 AM PST by
DungeonMaster
(WELL I SPEAK LOUD, AND I CARRY A BIGGER STICK, AND I USE IT TOO!)
To: Lucky9teen
Never, ever clean your gun on her rosewood coffee table.
That sort of thing is best done in the kitchen.
21 posted on
02/26/2008 11:45:50 AM PST by
LongElegantLegs
(Kill them with kindness, then taser them for fun.)
To: Lucky9teen
If this ain't #1, the list is bogus:
#1 Answer truthfully any question about weight, clothing, hair style or makeup application.
As well, #0 EVER comment on the hotness of another female.
23 posted on
02/26/2008 11:48:54 AM PST by
NonValueAdded
(Who Would Montgomery Brewster Choose?)
To: Lucky9teen
05. Boot and rally.Huh?
Nevermind. The woman is far too uppity.
24 posted on
02/26/2008 11:50:14 AM PST by
newgeezer
(Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary.)
To: Lucky9teen
26 posted on
02/26/2008 11:52:05 AM PST by
Hoodlum91
(I support global warming.)
To: Lucky9teen
21. Never listen to lists made by Marie Claire
27 posted on
02/26/2008 11:53:37 AM PST by
Red in Blue PA
(Truth : Liberals :: Kryptonite : Superman)
To: Lucky9teen
28 posted on
02/26/2008 11:55:19 AM PST by
DallasDeb
((a.k.a. USAFA2006Mom!))
To: Lucky9teen
“15. Rap.
14. Check out our assistant/roommate/the baby-sitter. “
From those wise sages, The Sugarhill Gang, and their breakout hit, RAPPER’S DELIGHT:
“If your girl starts acting up, then you take her friend!”
To: Lucky9teen
18. Clean your gun. Save that for when your daughter's date comes to the house.
41 posted on
02/26/2008 12:32:06 PM PST by
dfwgator
(11+7+15=3 Heismans)
To: Lucky9teen
"Don't let 'em turn you into a Poofter Billy!"
43 posted on
02/26/2008 12:39:50 PM PST by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
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