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19 Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman
www.msn.com ^ | By The Editors of Marie Claire

Posted on 02/26/2008 11:28:54 AM PST by Lucky9teen

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To: Lucky9teen
18. Clean your gun.

Save that for when your daughter's date comes to the house.

41 posted on 02/26/2008 12:32:06 PM PST by dfwgator (11+7+15=3 Heismans)
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To: The_Republican
21. Not pay attention to lists made by dumb women.

I second that!
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Motion passed!
42 posted on 02/26/2008 12:37:23 PM PST by Eagle of Liberty (Ownership, Individuality, Freedom, Responsibility - The Backbone of Conservatism)
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To: Lucky9teen
"Don't let 'em turn you into a Poofter Billy!"


43 posted on 02/26/2008 12:39:50 PM PST by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: newgeezer

boot and rally:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boot+and+rally

I had to look it up, I aint been hip since 1979


44 posted on 02/26/2008 12:42:08 PM PST by fnord (If gun owners, pot smokers, and poker players start a political party, they'd never lose an election)
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To: DallasDeb
It’s great fun.

The Wii ROCKS! My natural bowling curve is picked up as well! We bought "Game Party". It has a dart game which I picked up really fast!
45 posted on 02/26/2008 12:45:21 PM PST by Eagle of Liberty (Ownership, Individuality, Freedom, Responsibility - The Backbone of Conservatism)
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46 posted on 02/26/2008 1:00:37 PM PST by cowboyway ("No damn man kills me and lives." -- Nathan Bedford Forrest)
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To: Lucky9teen
10. Celebrity impressions.

Maybe only bad impressions. A great celebrity impression is awesome and any chick who can't dig that isn't worth being around.

07. [D]o anything that will remind us that it's just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction.

It is a goofy appendage and it's a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction (and more)! Honestly, we guys can't figure out why girls don't play with their boobs more. It's like living in Lake Buena Vista, FL and never going to Disney World.

48 posted on 02/26/2008 2:31:58 PM PST by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: KansasGirl
02. Use the words bitch, slut, tramp, or whore, unless referring to another man.

Why not if the label is appropriate?

The smartest thing I learned is to call my wife's sister a bitch when my wife tells me that her sister has been a bitch to her.

49 posted on 02/26/2008 2:33:40 PM PST by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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23. Richard Simmons imitations.

50 posted on 02/26/2008 3:46:01 PM PST by polymuser (Those who believe in something eventually prevail over those who believe in nothing.)
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To: fnord

Thanks for the link. I was wondering what I was missing.

FWIW- I haven’t been hip since 1978. Thats the year I got married. LOL


51 posted on 02/26/2008 5:13:26 PM PST by dfwddr (McCain is the new Coke. I want the Classic -- Duncan Hunter)
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To: Lucky9teen

And just what is wrong with Number 18. My dad always cleaned his carry gun on Saturday evening as his 3 daughters dates would come to call. He would ask the young men what time he could expect his daughters home.

Now my daughters take their dates out to the range to show them just how accurate a markswoman they are. We are talking major respect in this house.


52 posted on 02/26/2008 6:49:05 PM PST by Lucretia Borgia (Noneoftheabove2008)
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To: Lucky9teen

If it doesn’t have spit or fart in it, the list can’t be real.


53 posted on 02/26/2008 8:46:42 PM PST by Kevmo (SURFRINAGWIASS : Shut Up RINOs. Free Republic is not a GOP Website. It’s a SOCON Site.)
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To: Lucky9teen

23. Or show any independent thought, manliness, or even a hint that you are equal...


54 posted on 02/27/2008 6:19:20 PM PST by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (Copper and lead-Precious metals of the Future)
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