Posted on 02/26/2008 11:28:54 AM PST by Lucky9teen
The editors of Marie Claire advise against bad tips, blow-drying, and cleaning your gun. We'll take their word for it.
19. Reveal how much your car cost.
18. Clean your gun.
17. Polish high school trophies (which you still have displayed).
16. Refer to your mother as your best friend.
15. Rap.
14. Check out our assistant/roommate/the baby-sitter.
13. Question our footwear.
12. Blow-dry your hair.
11. Tip less than 20 percent.
10. Celebrity impressions.
09. Impressions of us.
08. Forget to carry cash.
07. Flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it, scratch it, or do anything that will remind us that it's just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction.
06. Wii.
05. Boot and rally.
04. Scream—at the dog, at the guy who just stole your parking spot, at Bill Belichick. Because, no matter how much Belichick deserves it (cheater!), when we hear you raise your voice, we have an idea of what we're in for.
03. Talk about former exploits. Ever.
02. Use the words bitch, slut, tramp, or whore, unless referring to another man.
01. Tell us you're going to kiss us. (Just get on with it!)
(Excerpt) Read more at men.msn.com ...
Whatever this is supposed to mean.
Wow - dumbest list I have ever seen.
21. Not pay attention to lists made by dumb women.
wait.. does she mean weapon or gun?
actually, i don’t care. if she can’t stand to see me clean either, she doesn’t belong around me.
#20 Golf
they didnt say anything about any body noises...they must be ok with that!
let ‘er rip, boys!
02. Use the words bitch, slut, tramp, or whore, unless referring to another man.
Why not if the label is appropriate?
...actually, #4 goes both ways :)
Interesting reading PING
22) Show her your copy of marie Claire and tell her your nickname in high school was Champagne.
What a pant load.
Clear your throat and launch a loogie...
>>Wow - dumbest list I have ever seen.
21. Not pay attention to lists made by dumb women.<<
Amen.
It’s Marie Claire, the po girl’s Cosmo. What do you want.
And BTW, one of the things that attracted my hubby to me was my gun collection. I can clean them too.
LL; lame list
Use a belt sander naked?
'Cuz she should be cleaning it for you...?
Mrs. VR-21 registers displeasure at atomized bore solvent and dirty patches on the floor of the living room. The rest of the house is cool though.
Good, “shut up b*tch! {slap}” is still ok.
Huh?? But then again, I love the smell of Hoppe’s #9!
Ah, I think most of the city women who read this probably aren’t too comfortable around guns, mostly because of lack of familiarity.
My advice: take them shooting. Most women find the experience quite empowering, and they come away with a respect for good-quality firearms.
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