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Don't Try The Sausages At Joe Delucci's
Captain's Quarters ^ | Feb. 20, 2008 | by Ed Morrissey

Posted on 02/20/2008 4:26:36 PM PST by jdm

When people go to a restaurant, they usually expect courteous service, hot and tasty food, and a reasonable bill. Clare Watkin got much more from an Italian restaurant in Staffordshire in the UK. Printed on the bill was an invitation to get to know the waiter in an up close and personal manner:

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First she waited 45 minutes to place her order. Then she waited more than an hour for the food. Then she saw the bill. Clare Watkin was out with a group of friends Friday at an Italian steak restaurant in the English town of Lichfield, about 125 miles north of London when she found "absolutely disgusting language" printed on her bill, the British Broadcasting Corp. reported.

The BBC Web site carried what it said was a copy of the bill, with the message — a crude invitation to oral sex — printed between the cabernet sauvignon and the fish cakes. ...

Joe Delucci's owner Mr Langsdon said the message had been meant to be seen only by kitchen staff and he did not know how it ended up as an item on the receipt.

He said: "That shouldn't come out on the bill, so we've got to find out what's gone wrong there.["]

That's an odd response. It shouldn't come out on the bill? Perhaps it shouldn't have gotten into the system in the first place. One wonders what else is on the menu at Joe Delucci's.

At least they gave them the offer for free. If they had charged them for it, would the waiter have expected them to consider the cost when calculating the tip?


TOPICS: Food
KEYWORDS: joedeluccis; sausages
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1 posted on 02/20/2008 4:26:38 PM PST by jdm
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To: jdm

What’s really obscene and abusive is that a meatball appetizer costs $36. ^^


2 posted on 02/20/2008 4:28:14 PM PST by pogo101
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To: jdm

No wonder my grandparents hated the food while they were in England, I’ve been tempted to put things like that on customers bills but I’d never be that crass or cross that line. (I’m in electronics not food service if that makes a difference)


3 posted on 02/20/2008 4:29:14 PM PST by utherdoul
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To: jdm
Nearly 2 hours to place your order and get your food?!?

Nobody's food is that good.

4 posted on 02/20/2008 4:30:18 PM PST by Pablo64 (What is popular is not always right. What is right is not always popular.)
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To: jdm
invitation to oral sex — printed between the cabernet sauvignon and the fish cakes.

That's usually how it works.

5 posted on 02/20/2008 4:31:19 PM PST by krb (If you're not outraged, people probably like having you around.)
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To: krb

At least the wine was ordered first.


6 posted on 02/20/2008 4:32:03 PM PST by ShadowDancer ( Losers always look for excuses. Winners never quit.)
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To: pogo101

they ordered 3 portions so it wasn’t all that much.


7 posted on 02/20/2008 4:32:35 PM PST by thefactor (the innocent shall not suffer nor the guilty go free...)
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To: thefactor
Already under discussion at:

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8 posted on 02/20/2008 4:33:45 PM PST by muawiyah
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9 posted on 02/20/2008 4:34:36 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: martin_fierro

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10 posted on 02/20/2008 4:36:00 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: muawiyah

I saw the other thread and posted on it as well. Wanted to post this one, too, since Ed’s commentary is humorous.


11 posted on 02/20/2008 4:36:53 PM PST by jdm (The traffic lights turn blue tomorrow.)
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To: pogo101

LOL- darn, you beat me to it!!


12 posted on 02/20/2008 4:39:15 PM PST by StayoutdaBushesWay
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To: pogo101

I’ll say! Looks like they were more expensive than the sea bass.


13 posted on 02/20/2008 4:39:19 PM PST by nuconvert (There are bad people in the pistachio business.)
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To: pogo101

Hah - you beat me to it.


14 posted on 02/20/2008 4:39:37 PM PST by spanalot
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To: jdm

It was supposed to be Spotted Dick and Clapshot.


15 posted on 02/20/2008 4:39:50 PM PST by js1138
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To: jdm

We used to program stuff like this to the cooks but, were very care not to let it get printed to the guest check.

When it printed out you’d he them howl in back.


16 posted on 02/20/2008 4:40:26 PM PST by WakeUpAndVote (Pork, just bring the hot sauce!)
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To: Pablo64
Nearly 2 hours to place your order and get your food?!?

Other accounts indicated that the dinner party was ten women. Maybe the two hours wait wasn't all the fault of the restaurant.

17 posted on 02/20/2008 4:40:53 PM PST by FreePaul
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To: FreePaul

If that’s true, then I could maybe cut them some slack.


18 posted on 02/20/2008 4:44:20 PM PST by Pablo64 (What is popular is not always right. What is right is not always popular.)
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To: pogo101

No kidding. More than 500 dollars spent for drinks and appetizers! They could have got a forty and a bag of Cheetos with no waiting at all.


19 posted on 02/20/2008 4:48:07 PM PST by iowamark
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To: jdm

We were once using those do-it-yourself price scanners and it started flashing obscene messages. It seems the same system is used to do price changes and inventory and they can also send employees messages on their scanners. Some moron had no idea it went out on every scanner in the store.

I did get about $50 of free stuff for complaining though.


20 posted on 02/20/2008 7:41:48 PM PST by SlapHappyPappy
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