Master: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Pupil (sounding Georgian): Ah don't know, must be a powerful SEC faght song, ya know for thayt powrful conference of ourn.
Master: Can you hear the sound of many waters, large lake waters?
Pupil: All ah mostly hear is the sound of bingo numbers!
Master: But then, how can life be so unfair to your conference?
Pupil: Well, ah know the SEC to be the greatest conference ever, never losing to nobody. That's fayer.
Master: What are the chances of an SEC team ever beating Michigan?
Pupil: Now daym, thayt's an unfayer question! Everone knows that's only an 18% possibility! Goldurnit, Wha cayn't ah be the mayster aniway?
Master: What is the sound of the fight song you so detest?
Pupil: No, no....not thayt agin, ah cayn't stand that, it's so unfayer!
Master: The mystery of life is wafting through the airwaves on that song.
Pupil: Well hot daym mayster, you fanally revealed the truth of laf to me. Ah'll never need an early bird special agin!
*Screeching and gnashing of teeth of pupil, alias catpoopy, heard far and wide as the sound of "Hail to the Victors" wafts through the temple*
Master's afterword: 11 and 2 baby......and it's only going to get worse....
Recommendation: Perhaps "big" bloop might actually win the "big" 10 if it dressed its coach in a cute little sleeveless sweater and coated those goofy helmets with glitter. It works for Ohio State ...