Recommendation: Perhaps "big" bloop might actually win the "big" 10 if it dressed its coach in a cute little sleeveless sweater and coated those goofy helmets with glitter. It works for Ohio State ...
If you have Irish friends and you’re having a bit of a challenge understanding their ways, this little story might help.
How to get to Heaven from Ireland
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, ‘If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?’
‘NO!’ the children answered.
‘If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?’
Again, the answer was ‘NO!’ By now I was starting to smile.
Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?’
Again, they all answered ‘NO!’.
I was just bursting with pride for them.
I continued, ‘ Then how can I get into heaven?’
A six year-old boy shouted out:
” YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN’ DEAD....”
I guess if I had such huge losers for my home state football teams as you I would deem it necessary to wait to see who might be worthy of rooting for in other schools(especially after the championship game was done) as well.
Unfortunately, the anger issue seems to have no bounds, I guess projecting your sad loss of good teams from your home state is compounded by your self proclaimed "paradise" of blue hairs, flatness, and eternal despair of ever escaping.
Your "rambling wreck" put on such a disappointing performance once again, why they looked like an SEC team trying to beat Michigan.....
11 and 2 baby.......despair......