A very funny article about SEC football fans. I think pup is actually a cross between a # 3 and #4 (replace large with blue haired in the wimmin dept), with a smattering of #1. Quite hysterical: http://www.maizenbrew.com/2009/7/13/891573/maize-n-brews-2009-guide-to-livin
Now, Dahlin', don't you worry. Its just like the recently departed and former rascal Waylon Jennings sang with his Miss Jessie,
"Storms never last do they baby
Bad times all pass with the wind"
Y'all have a new coach, things are sure to get better... eventually. Why, before you know it, that big old stadium will be filled with something more than just snow, ice and echoes of past glories.... I just know it.
A perfect title for your autobiography unless you prefer Eating Crow: The Story of a Michigan Fan's Lust For Losing