A perfect title for your autobiography unless you prefer Eating Crow: The Story of a Michigan Fan's Lust For Losing
Besides being extremely funny concerning SEC fans(humor only works well when it's true), the author forgot to give the twenty year record of Michigan vs SEC teams. 11 wins. 2 losses.
Bwahahahahaha, some superior conference you got there pup. When you remove the crow feathers from thy mouth (not till your conference actually posts a win against Michigan), then you can gloat. When one of your Jawja teams actually does something, then you can gloat.
I have a feeling none of those things will ever happen, well, maybe when you no longer have to stare at the blue hairs during your "beach patrols"..........
:-)