I can't help but notice the defensiveness about your problems down there....tsk, tsk, tsk......however, the article does seem to suggest the state of Floriduh is giving lots of deals to come down there (free grouper um, er, fish sammiches), so for the two months of bad weather here, cheap deals to hit some warmth are just fine.
Put down the snow blower and check yourself into the nearest rehab clinic. You are becoming a threat to yourself.
by the way, you seem to be confusing months with seasons and getting the numbers wrong. Allow me to correct it for you:
for the two months of consistently bad weather here in this frozen wasteland, cheap deals to hit some warmth are just fine.