Put down the snow blower and check yourself into the nearest rehab clinic. You are becoming a threat to yourself.
by the way, you seem to be confusing months with seasons and getting the numbers wrong. Allow me to correct it for you:
for the two months of consistently bad weather here in this frozen wasteland, cheap deals to hit some warmth are just fine.
Mere projection. Attempts to get off your apparent addiction to hot, flat, ugly appear to be futile............living amidst that must be hard, I know...........
:-)