Sounds a lot like Michigan--except for the lack of glaciers, rusting, boarded-up factories and daily drive-by shootings.
meanwhile, millions of students are enjoying their annual spring break getaway to America's playground, Michigan ...
I can't help but notice the defensiveness about your problems down there....tsk, tsk, tsk......however, the article does seem to suggest the state of Floriduh is giving lots of deals to come down there (free grouper um, er, fish sammiches), so for the two months of bad weather here, cheap deals to hit some warmth are just fine.