Hmmmm.....
Where is it I am supposed to have done this and posted about this? This is your strangest hallucinatory tale ever, a story straight out of an overly heated brain deluded from the rarified air of a Floriduh overpass (elevation 30' above seal level).
:-)
I know, I know.......you're hurting from the fantasy of the bear chasing you from your grill. I get it, you might also believe he was from the planet Xenu.
Sharkey!
I'd like to see you in a kilt ;o)
LOL!
Don't ask me. I thought at the time that your shark story smelled kind of fishy ...