[catpuppy]

I have pictures of the bears assaulting my barbecue grill (as you are always isolated in snowbound frigidia I probably should explain that a grill is a device used outdoors for cooking great food over hardwood coals). Do you have pictures of the freshwater plumbing shark that chased you and your little yellow ducky out of the tub?

on second thought, if such pictures exist just keep them to yourself ...

[Lakeshark]

Do you have pictures of the freshwater plumbing shark that chased you and your little yellow ducky out of the tub?

Hmmmm.....

Where is it I am supposed to have done this and posted about this? This is your strangest hallucinatory tale ever, a story straight out of an overly heated brain deluded from the rarified air of a Floriduh overpass (elevation 30' above seal level).

:-)

I know, I know.......you're hurting from the fantasy of the bear chasing you from your grill. I get it, you might also believe he was from the planet Xenu.