[Lakeshark]

Alas, I believe your ongoing visits to the tops of overpasses and bingo parlors must be changing your neural structure............Anyone who pretended to channel the thoughts of a bear and post them as such likely had brain cells scrambled by some very high heat.................

[catpuppy]

I have pictures of the bears assaulting my barbecue grill (as you are always isolated in snowbound frigidia I probably should explain that a grill is a device used outdoors for cooking great food over hardwood coals). Do you have pictures of the freshwater plumbing shark that chased you and your little yellow ducky out of the tub?

on second thought, if such pictures exist just keep them to yourself ...