From what I've seen of Floriduh, those that are "Michigan natives" simply get sucked into the mindlessness of the population that is there already........such as the Georgia natives..........
:-)
While your fifteen earlybird specials in as many afternoons followed by all-night bingo sessions is an impressive record even for a snowbird, you would have enjoyed Florida more had you slathered some sunscreen on that pasty white, bloated and frost-bitten Michigan bod and found a beach on which to roost.
no one would have laughed--we're used to seeing Michiganders who think that black socks and woolen swim suits are appropriate beachwear.
From the right angle, the Georgia state quarter looks like some lady’s backside...
Just sayin’.