How would you know? For approximately 365 days (if you can call Michigan's periods of choking, smut-filled twilight days), the few people left in Michigan who were too thick to flee must stay barricaded indoors or face near certain death from pollution, frostbite or drive-by shooting. You can have it all to yourself.
and at the current rate of emigration, you soon will ... except for the three-eyed fishes and six legged frogs that glow in the dark. You don't glow in the dark, do you?