I think they call that a bathing suit on the gulf side of floriduh, yes?
You'll have to send me one of those from down there, along with those mutant fish. I'll set it up as a scarecrow in our garden up on the hillside. Wait, wait, I forgot.....you don't know what a hillside is, do you.........
Do the blue hairs go dutch treat at the early bird specials if you get all dressed up in one of those?
Welcome to the 21st century. We now call "bathing suits" bikinis and we are actually able to eat the seafood for which the Gulf is noted. By the way, that blue hair to which you refer seems to be confined to Michigan oldies (like yourself) who flee your beloved state of depression. Is the hair color the result of too many frozen years or just the natural effects of prolonged exposure to Michigan's chemical and radioactive environment?