Welcome to the 21st century. We now call "bathing suits" bikinis and we are actually able to eat the seafood for which the Gulf is noted. By the way, that blue hair to which you refer seems to be confined to Michigan oldies (like yourself) who flee your beloved state of depression. Is the hair color the result of too many frozen years or just the natural effects of prolonged exposure to Michigan's chemical and radioactive environment?
The fish here is fine, we catch and grill it all the time, thank you very much. You do read the NY times and Washington Post for your environmental updates I see.......
Oh, and Mrs. Bluehairs fishticks from the gulf might not be the world wide delicacy you make them out to be.......